There just seemed to be way too many jokes at the expense of Bruce Jenner!
First there were the on-air jokes made by Roast host Kevin Hart, such as:
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Would you like to see River Viiperi's knees and calves?
Well, you're in luck!
The model and former Paris Hilton paramour has been picked to represent the "ideal California boy" in the new Anzevino Getty ad campaign and lookbook for the brand's S/S 2015 collection — and there's no doubt he was a very wise choice!
His blonde highlights, green eyes, and chiseled features are a DREAM!
We wouldn't have objected to seeing some abs and pecs, as well. Unfortunately, we only get some below-the-knee action, and that'll have to do for now.
He's always naked in our daydreams, though! HA!
Check out an insane amount of pictures of River werkin' it in the gallery (above)!
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Oh hayyyy pretty kitty!!!
The hawt couple hit up Mastros in Beverly Hills on Wednesday for a flirtatious dinner date, where we’re sure they outshined every other couple there with their divine style and smashing good looks.
Even Paris’ and River’s hair was unmatched!! Miz Hilton’s blonde locks were curled to perfection, while her 22-year-old man candy wore his in fantastic spikes.
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Paris Hilton returned from an overseas trip yesterday, and was spotted getting a warm welcome from paparazzi at LAX! Guess the camouflage pants and very El Lay leather jacket she was wearing didn’t help her blend in at all, LOLz!
But not only did the sex tape star have to focus on looking good for the flashing cameras of strangers, she also had to make sure River Viiperi was getting everything he needed for Paris’ YouTube channel, which he was busy recording for!
Entrusting your boyfriend with the task of getting all the right camera angles was probs a really good call!!
Although it looks like he took a pause from recording when Paris started signing nearly nekkid pictures of herself for fans, ha!!
Maybe that was a little TOO hot for him to handle at the moment.
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OH NO! What have you done to River Viiperi!!!
LOLzzz!!! We kid, we kid!!
Prior to the decoration hunting, she was seen shopping with her sister Nicky Hilton!
We just hope she won't run into any radio DJ's! The results could be disastrous!
From the looks of things, these two are going to be together forever!
Unlike the sunny heat in paradise where Paris showed off her beautiful bikini bod, it looks like it was a bit cold in Amsterdam. Naturally, the two were stylishly bundled up with Paris in a black leather jacket and River in a navy sweater and black beanie.
The two models were happy to shoot photos and videos of each other, but the ones that we love most are the pics with both of the lovebirds in them!
We’re not sure how safe it is to film while riding a bike, but we have to say, Paris definitely looks like she knows what she’s doing.
Ch-ch-check out their cycling skillz in their Instagram vids AFTER THE JUMP!!!