She's at it again!

Seems like someone's been having one too many glasses of wine.

Former sitcom star Roseanne has posted some new crazy bulletins for her MySpace friends!

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A Perezcious friend at Rosie O'Donnell's comedy show at Lincoln Center on Tuesday just wrote in to tell us that none other than Roseanne was a surprise guest at the gig and joined her similarly named counterpart on stage.

Rosie kicked off the New York Comedy festival at Avery Fisher hall. She surprised the crowd with special guest Roseanne, who came out and did a 50 minute set.

Rosie DIDN'T discuss The View at all. She said it's OVER. And that it's a new year.

The two of them then dueted on the Sonny & Cher classic, I Got U Babe, and renamed it Bitch, I Got You Bitch.

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Washed-up star Roseanne is weighing in on Unfitney and all the controversies surrounding the former pop star.

The unfunny comic just posted the following on her official blog:

"Britney:

The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom's do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better)."

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Washed-up shitcom star Roseanne is back to her attention hungry ways.

The unfunny comic just posted a new violent bulletin to her "friends" on her official MySpace:

"ROSEANNE™

Date: 16 Aug 2007 9:38 AM
Subject: shot and pissed on
Body: is what i will do to spammers, and people who send me chain letters and bullshit lists to forward to other boring assholes. All who have the time to do these things need to be deployed to iraq. Draft the Bush twins first!"

Somebody get this woman some psychiatric attention.

She's crying out for help!

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Blah blah blah.

Dumb old lady!

Date: Aug 10, 2007 2:14 AM
Subject: a couple of people
Body: here on myspace mistakenly thought I was threatening to shoot a little known misogynist gossip monger who named himself after a talentless drunk driver. What I actually said was that if he were to TRESPASS on my land, I would thankfully have the right as an american citizen, under the great constitution of this country, to protect myself, and to use deadly force in that pursuit.
I guess the four of you think it is ok for trespassers and other criminals not to be punished for breaking the law. To me, that means that you really do not support our troops, who are fighting in Iraq to uphold the freedoms
that we hold dear. Shame on you. You would defend a trespassing predator while hardworking citizens are not safe in their homes. What a disgrace, indeed!
Remember a smile is the quickest way to improve your appearance!

Date: Aug 10, 2007 2:32 AM
Subject: its all in fun folks!
Body: just trying to get a laugh.. i think p hilton is funny too..
I love rosie o donnell too! she has balls of brass and did a great thing on the view. she could have sat back with all her money and kept her mouth shut and said nothing, like most stars, but she put her ass on the line and i
have so much respect for her and for Joy behar, and even elizabeth, who I do not agree with, but puts herself out there. I love whoopi too, and I know she has lots to say and lots to add to that show, and I am happy for her.
Barbara Walters is a broadcasting genious and knows how to stay in the spotlight because of that fact. I love Oprah too, even though I make fun of her as well.
I am glad that pearl jam is talking about net neutrality too, and I hope myspace doesn't start getting censored anytime soon. these are scarey times, and a laugh is good! I have twelve thousand friends here now, and cannot
keep up with this place. I blog at my own website, roseanneworld.com, and have for ten years now. Visit me there daily. I will drop in here now and then!

This has-been is just begging for attention.

We're over her.

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This woman needs serious psychiatric help!

Roseanne has gone over the edge, using humor to personally attack Perez. Making threats to someone's life is funny? NOT!

The washed up sitcom star has posted a series of even more bizarre bulletins on her official MySpace page.

Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:35 PM
Subject: i wish that perez h.
Body: would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs. He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.

Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:48 PM
Subject: i am not rosie odonnell
Body: and tired of people thinking i am. One, I am cute, two, i like guns and I am crazy not depressed. I am glad that whoopi got the job on the view and not me after all. She is perfect for that show… and like rosie she will talk about things that have nothing to do with working people, public schools, or unions, or how both parties are irrelevant to this country's constitution. Plus, I would not be able to stop staring at Barbara Walters' head the whole time. It is huge. she looks like mr. burns.

Date: Aug 9, 2007 5:58 PM
Subject: posh spice looks
Body: like a ghoul dressed up like a drag queen.

We wish that we could make fun of this, but these disturbing rants are nothing to laugh at.

We hope that Roseanne gets the help that she so obviously needs.

And, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved.

Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

We may not like certain people, but we would never ever ever put THAT kind of energy out there.

Just so wrong!

CLICK HERE to see the screen grab of this truly hurtful tirade.

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She has fired the "intern" that she claims left some drunken rants on her MySpace page, and now Roseane is updating it all by herself.

And her latest bulletin to all her MySpace friends is just as crazy as the previous ones!

LOVE IT!

This ho is just hungry for attention and probably fucking with us all. And she's probably drunk on top of it!

P.S. It's spelled Costco.

xoxo

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Roseanne has just posted the following on her official website, trying to explain her drunken MySpace rants.

We're not quite believing her "excuse."

Are U????

P.S. We'd love a Roseane sex tape!

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This lady has a serious problem!

A few concerned PerezHilton.com readers have just alerted us this……

Former sitcom star Roseanne has posted a series of alarming bulletins to her "friends" on her official MySpace page.

She's drunk. In Hawaii. And out of control!

We can't believe she is posting this shizz.

This is insane!

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