Paris Hilton's New Reality Show Gets Cancelled! Ouchie!

Wonder what kind of excuse she's going to come up with to explain this off!
After failing to garner more than 400,000 viewers on its best night, Oxygen's The World According to Paris has

Wonder what kind of excuse she's going to come up with to explain this off!
After failing to garner more than 400,000 viewers on its best night, Oxygen's The World According to Paris has

Roseanne Barr is back, bitches, so you better not hate!
Producer and star of the one of the greatest sitcoms in television history Roseanne, and now star of her own reality show Roseanne's Nuts, the woman knows how to make good tv so it's only natural that she makes a new sitcom for a whole new generation.
Roseanne is developing a new sitcom called Downwardly Mobile, along with 20th Century Fox, which is described as
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"I'm very happy for her. I'm happy that she has a new show. I want her to suceed. I'm grateful to her."
- Tom Arnold to Piers Morgan on Roseanne
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When Roseanne went on The Tonight Show, she told Jay Leno her new career plans.
…to run for president of The United Stated of America!
In an elaborate joke announcement, Roseanne let her fellow taxpaying citizens know:
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Last we heard from Roseanne, she showed off her singing skillz, and now she wants to show off her dancing ones!
During a recent interview, Roseanne Barr opened up about her desire to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. Here's what she had to say about it:
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After 21 years - redemption!
During last night's episode of Roseanne's Nuts, the comedienne somehow managed to convince a Little League to let her sing The Star-Spangled Banner, which, you may or may not remember, has been a big no-no since her disastrous performance of the national anthem during a MLB game back in 1990!
But we're delighted to report that she actually did a pretty admirable job!
Ch-ch-check out the performance (above)!
A lovely reminder that it's never too late to make something right!
Well done, gurl!
Welcome back!
Check out a promo (above) for Roseanne's new Lifetime docu-series Roseanne's Nuts.
For those who didn't realize Roseanne had a show coming out about her nut farm, here's a description of her new series:

When Roseanne recently appeared on The Late Show , she told David Letterman how she gets Charlie Sheen cracking under Hollywood pressure.
One of her first battles with Hollywood scrutiny came during the taping of her sitcom, Roseanna, when she overhead a couple of guys questioning the success of "a show about fat people."
Who were those skeptics? Her very own agent and the show's producer!
So Roseanne felt no shame when she said:
You can lose her mind [here]. I can understand how you can go really crazy like that.
It's true, there is a lot of pressure in Tinseltown, but there's a difference between going crazy and then purposely exploiting the craziness.
Seriously, the guy should still get some hardcore therapy.
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