Gaze upon our physical perfection, ye mortals, and despair!
Rosie had on no more than a yard of fabric in the form of a strapless pastel print Emilio Pucci dress paired with snakeskin Casadei pumps.
Jason, on the other hand, was fully clothed in a dark gray suit and slightly unbuttoned dress shirt.
Can somebody please start the trend of men baring a bit more skin on the red carpet a la the ladies?
Do it and we will erect statues in your honor!
[Image via WENN.]