Quick! Someone call Dr. Drew!!
Because Lindsay Lohan is going down a doomed path unless there's a shiny intervention… says
aspiring life coach Rosie O'Donnell!
That LiLo poem just wasn't enough. Rosie had to keep talking about Linds with another appearance on The Today Show this morning!!
And Miss Rosie suggests she could very well end up like Whitney Houston… DEAD!
She's Hollywood's newest Shakespeare, LOLz!
You see… Rosie O'Donnell has made a lot of waves ever since she called Lindsay Lohan out for accepting the role of Elizabeth Taylor in Liz & Dick.
Rosie just doesn't think Lindsay is healthy enough to take on a role like that… or work at all for that matter!! But Linds is saying she's being too "intrusive" and her rep says she just needs to mind her own business!!!
So what does Rosie do? She gets out that quill and writes LiLo a poem, that's what she does!!
It goes a lil' something like this:
He hasn’t been this worked up since Rosie O’Donnell called him out for gay bashing!
Amy Poehler stopped by the Late Show last night and found a new super fan. Her segment could have mentioned the Owen Wilson and Zach Galifianakis movie Amy’s rumored to be a part of… but David Letterman just wanted to rave about Parks & Recreation!
"I got the first season of Parks & Recreation and I gobbled my way right through that, and I thought this is fantastic.”
We understand your enthusiasm, Dave. It's a great show!
Poehler knew Dave’s praise is good for business. She said:
“Wow. We should take [the clip] and just send it out as a screener.”
Later, the enthusiastic duo chatted about hubby Will Arnett and even Baby Bjorns. Amy said people who own them are “real a$$holes.”
We hope Beyoncé didn’t tune in!
Rosie O'Donnell is free to say what she wants about Lindsay Lohan's career… but that means Linds is free to fire back with whatever she wants too!!
After basically saying Lindsay wasn't good enough to play Elizabeth Taylor, LiLo shot back with her own opinions:
It's funny that someone you don't know at all can say something so intrusive and so knowing.
Guess this means they won't be attending the Bestiez Slumber Party later this week… bummer!!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Well, chin up Lindsay, you don’t want friends who be back stabbin’ you and shi*!
Apparently the precious sensitivities of Lindsay Lohan have been in hyper-drive since Rosie O' Donnell essentially said she can’t act (right now) and is a horrible choice for the role of the iconic Elizabeth Taylor.
While her daddums Michael Lohan and her reps have all responded to the incidence with snarky comments of their own, Lilo is simply in shock.
According to sources close to Linds, Rosie and the red-haired rascal have always been friendly, and Lindsay has always been fond of
the talk show host Roro since appearing on her 1998 show to promote Parent Trap.
Poor thing. Buck up girl, get your game face on and act the shiz out of Elizabeth Taylor! And then you and Ro can go back to being
lesbian lovahs best buds!
[Image via WENN.]
Lindsay Lohan's camp may have already responded on behalf of the actress to Rosie O'Donnell's criticism of her on The Today Show this morning, but as to be expected, her father Michael Lohan has jumped at the opportunity to give his two cents on the matter to the press!
While Rosie O'Donnell insults Lindsay Lohan's ability to evoke Elizabeth Taylor, LiLo's camp is raising an amused brow and saying oh really?
Lindsay's rep, Steve Honig, tells PerezHilton.com: