Archive for the 'Russell Brand' Category

Something tells us the hosts of MSNBC's Morning Joe wish they had just gotten a text message from Russell Brand instead!

When the Brand X host stopped by to promote his new Messiah Complex tour, he threw the anchors off balance right away by breaking their desk and commenting on one's low cut dress!

But when they commented on his unusual demeanor and even GOT HIS NAME WRONG, he quickly gave them a manners check, saying:

Katy Perry is a talkative lil' Tic-Tac these days!

Not only has she revealed the crazy way Russell Brand dumped HER in the latest issue of Vogue, she even revealed her current state of mind when it comes to John Mayer!

Despite her frequent sightings with friend Robert Pattinson, the outings with John are the ones filled with butterflies.

And though their official status of boyfriend/girlfriend has yet to be announced publicly, she makes no secret of her feelings in the interview, saying:

"I was madly in love with him. I still am madly in love with him. All I can say about that relationship is that he's got a beautiful mind. Beautiful mind, tortured soul. I do have to figure out why I am attracted to these broken birds."

Aww, we love that analogy!

This response came after Vogue questioned her about the speculation that she was only dating John to get back at Russell.

And she answered it like a champ!

Katy is clearly learning the ways of love in Hollywood — something John is very experienced at. Just take a listen to his latest song HERE to see how he handles the heartbreak of a Paper Doll!

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We hear your purrs, KatyKats!

But we're sad to say the purring is about to become hissing once you sink your claws into THIS juicy piece of news.

In the July issue of Vogue, bubblegum beauty Katy Perry really, really opens up about her divorce with Russell Brand.

Blunt and to the point, she drops the first bombshell, revealing:

"He's a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011."

WHAT THE FLYING F*CK!?!

Who divorces someone over text message?? That's worse than pulling a Jack Berger with a post-it note!! Ugh, we just wanna scream the boiling hot fury out of us right now!

And that's not even the last of it! Katy continues, saying:

Someone get Guinness on the phone, because this has GOT to be a new world record! According to Russell Brand, his personal best for “crossing the finish line” in bed is 9 times!!! In one night!!!

We have to wonder who the lucky lady was that got to experience that night of horrible pain pleasure. Maybe it was ex-wife Katy Perry??? Or perhaps it was with his supposed new fling, Alessandra Balazs???

This epic night of romance happened in Dublin but Russell isn’t saying when and who with. He did explain though that his sexual stamina went through the roof after he ditched his drug addiction:

“After I came off drugs, I had a lot of energy that needed to go somewhere, and I thought…that way."

Inneresting. Maybe all anyone needs to get clean is a WHOLE LOTTA LOVE!

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Russell Brand is a workout MACHINE!!!

The hilarious British comedian is regularly seen sporting some interesting outfits as he heads to yoga class or runs to Starbucks to replenish his fluids with an iced latte!

It was more of the same scene, as he was recently spotted rocking some tube socks, and short shorts, as he went for a jog with some buddies in New York!

We're glad to see Russell wised up and traded in his coffee for an ACTUAL sports drink, and he also brought along his iPod so he could blast some Taylor Swift while breaking a sweat!

Nothing gets the blood pumping like 22! LOLz!!

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Do we hear wedding bells for Russell Brand??

Wait, who would he be marrying?!

Ladiez, calm down, you still have your chance to score with the funny man, and it sounds like you might still have your chance at getting him down that aisle if you play your cards right.

Russell ended up divorced from his first wife, Katy Perry, but that hasn't left a bad taste in the actor's mouth. In fact, he's not only willing to wed again, but he's also figured out the key to a successful marriage!

When asked on the Today show about his thoughts on marriage, he said:

Phew! That was close!!

Russell Brand was spotted at LAX on Sunday, mere hours before Katy Perry pulled the same move!!

We’re sure bumping into an ex-husband is the last thing anyone would want while already dealing with the stress and hassle of airport security, so we’re glad this potential encounter was a miss!!

Especially since Russell has been discussing the cheating rumors with Kaypers to a wide audience of late!!

Check out a snap of Russell swaggering through the airport! (below)

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