That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Kelly Clarkson knows how to pull at our heartstrings.
As we reported, the A-lister wowed audience members with her emotionally charged performance of Piece By Piece on American Idol last week. Of course, the track is about the Since U Been Gone artist's complicated relationship with her absentee father and how her husband Brandon Blackstock taught her to love again!
Sniff. On Monday, Miz Clarkson opened up to Ryan Seacrest about what it is like watching her man in his role as a doting father.
Ryan Seacrest has long held that no one wants to see him sing and dance.
But we're thinking the American Idol host actually meant HE didn't want anyone else to see him perform! Because we enjoyed the heck out of it!
He's even wearing a vintage jean jacket with the collar popped! AH-Mazing!
Ch-ch-check out the supremely embarrassing vid (below)!
We absolutely LOVED Taylor's speech, and there were a lot of other celebs who agreed with us!
Ch-ch-check out all the best Twitter reactions (below):
Someone got in trouble!
Zayn Malik has been the talk of Hollywood all Friday thanks to the premiere of his first song as a solo artist, but it sounds to us like he may have been told by his people to ease up on the One Direction slamming.
After a rather salacious interview with Zane Lowe for Beats 1, the 23-year-old's follow-up radio chat was about 50 times nicer.
Realistically, the winner has to come from this episode, right?
But aside from the music, the real emotional part of the night was the judges' realizations that they were at the end of an era.
The trio got pretty honest about watching the former juggernaut come to an end after 15 years, saying:
It looks like a blast!
Jennifer Lopez FINALLY opened her Las Vegas residency titled Jennifer Lopez: All I Have last night at the AXIS at Planet Hollywood Resort and casino and she didn't disappoint!
On top of that, the 46-year-old looked drop dead gorgeous on stage as she slayed the cream of her catalogue (see a complete setlist below)!
While Rebel hung with JB and her gal pal Kelly Osbourne (above) — and of course a photo bomb from Hoda Kotb — other celebs like Seacrest, Cheryl Burke, and Leah Remini shared their excitement for the show on social media!
Ch-ch-check out all the celebs sharing the love for the Jenny From the Block singer — as well as some clips from the show (below)!
Well, this is an interesting opinion.
She explained that, even though the network pulled the plug on the singing competition, the premiere of its fifteenth installment had the best year-to-year retention in six years!
"It's been an amazing run and it's still a healthy show."
So healthy, in fact, that it doesn't seem like the judges are entirely convinced that it's actually ending! When a reporter referred to this season as the "final" season, Harry Connick Jr. was quick to correct, clarifying: