Well, Katy Kat was rumored to be cozying up to Robert Pattinson post-cheating scandal…
But no, Kristen Stewart and Katy Perry are NOT hankering after the same undead male, they're lusting after Queen frontman Freddie Mercury!
Or at least, the ladies are both aching to play "the love of his life" Mary Austin (his life-love before Freddie revealed he actually preferred men!) in the as yet untitled Freddie Mercury biopic…
Starring Sacha Baron Cohen as the Queen himself!
One film insider explains:
Even Susan Boyle never dreamed the posters for Les Misérables would wind up looking so flawless!
Universal released two strikingly vibrant posters to promote Tom Hooper's retelling of the Victor Hugo classic novel and… we ADORE them!!
Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter are quirky as always (above) as Madame Thénardier and Thénardier!
We suspect the Borat comedian won't have too many lines about making "sexy-time" with his siblings!
The "Heart Full of Love" poster features Marius and Cosette, played by the lovely Amanda Seyfried and the dashing Eddie Redmayne, is simultaneously beautiful and heartbreaking.
Ch-ch-check it out…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Hollywood moves at super sonic speeds!
For those of you that were in a coma (or just taking a really long awesome nap) during all of last week, this happened: A Hong Kong real estate tycoon is offering $63 million to any man capable of convincing his lesbian daughter to dump the woman she married last spring, and to enter holy matrimony with him instead.
Now, Paramount Pictures has just announced that they've hired Sacha Baron Cohen will be making this cooky story into a movie!
Tentatively dubbed The Lesbian, the film may star Baron Cohen, who will produce it through his production company. A writer has not been attached.
We're sure Mr. Baron Cohen will handle this delicate story with grace and class.
But, it will most defiantly be HIGHlarioooss!
[Image via WENN/Facebook.]
Now that the Isla Fisher has actually played a coked-out party gurl in Bachelorette, she's opening up about the reputation she gained among her friends.
If you've seen the fiery redhead in interviews, then you know she's always energetic. And honestly, as the wife of Sacha Baron Cohen, can we expect anything less from her??
But according to Isla, she had no idea her friends thought her enthusiasm came from the powdery white nose fairies!
In fact, she says of her rep:
Just when Crestie thought it was safe to let down his guard..
Sacha Baron Cohen visited with Howard Stern this week to pimp The Dictator as Admiral General and he could not help but rekindle the flames of discontent with Ryan Seacrest!
Implying Ryan is homosexual, Sacha told Howard:
Ugh! Not another incident like this!
We are deeply saddened to hear that a gunman in Oak Creek, Wisconsin open fired in a Sikh temple on Sunday. Before being shot by police officers arriving on the scene, the unidentified 40-year-old white male killed six people and injured three with no apparent motive.
Both authorities and the victims are stunned by the "domestic terrorist-type incident." A member of the congregation told sources: