This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We had heard that Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov were actually trying to reconcile!
There were many, very specific demands, but we believed it.
Even when Johnny allegedly released a statement saying their reconciliation was a failure, inside sources still were confident they were totally working things out.
The evidence that things are over is overwhelming, now, including Voronov saying:
The world lost one of its greatest writers as Gabriel García Marquez has just passed away.
The Nobel Prize-winning 87-year-old died from pneumonia, and will be dearly missed.
He was best known for his AH-Mazing works such as One Hundred Years of Solitude, Autumn of the Patriarch, and Love in the Time of Cholera.
Gabriel, known by his endearing nickname Gabo, was hospitalized in Mexico City on March 31st for a lung and urinary tract infection but was released last week. However, a little over a week later, he is unfortunately no longer with us.
Rest in peace, Gabo. Your brilliance has truly left an indelible mark on modern literature.
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When Jack Robinson was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor in January, his family knew that he didn't have much time left.
The parents helped their son check off many items from his bucket list including: see a meerkat, ride in a fire engine, and meet a bevy of British celebrities, but before they could complete everything for their son - Jack passed away on April 1st.
After Jack passed away, his mother sang a beautiful song for her son at his funeral, which was
*WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS EXTREMELY DISTURBING.*
So many internal screams!!
We have no idea why anyone would do this, EVER, or even why people would think this is sexy in ANY way.
But two women have been arrested in Miami for creating distasteful fetish porn videos that involved killing and torturing chickens and rabbits for the website SOS Barn. There are not even enough "ughs" in the world to fully express our revulsion!
Stephanie Hird, 29, was booked yesterday on five felony counts of cruelty to animals. She joined her self-proclaimed “partner in crime”, the 28-year-old Sara Zamora, who was arrested for the same thing on April 4th.
Just to give a sense of how repugnant Stephanie and Sara are, court documents describe how in one film, Sara was pleasuring a man with her left hand while:
A Louisville high school student, 16, committed suicide, and it breaks our hearts knowing that the pain will never be something that truly goes away for his loved ones.
He left a suicide note in the form of a three-minute YouTube video, then killed himself right after. It was about 6pm on Monday when the video was posted. By the next day it had about 10,000 views.
When officials at the school found out about the video they quickly
She was the child star most famous for her roles in Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire.
But since then Mara Wilson has retired from the acting world, and has NO plans to return for the recently announced Mrs. Doubtfire sequel that Robin Williams and director Chris Columbus have approved of!
She said as much on her Twitter page where she wrote the following series of tweets:
OH NO!! This is AWFUL!
Our source told us that even though Mileybird's been pretty sick lately, she has still carried on with her meet and greets AND singing for her fans every night!
So, the Wrecking Ball singer decided to take an antibacterial medicine called Keflex, which it turns out that she's allergic to and she had no idea!
But our source continued to tell us how SEVERE her hospitalization actually is!
"She's suffered an EXTREME allergic reaction. She's still in the hospital. She has a full-body rash, her throat is still hugely inflamed and she feels awful. She's having a team of doctors and specialists look after her."
This is serious!!
PLUS, they told us that more concert cancellations are imminent, unfortunately!
We REALLY hope the Miley recovers from this soon and that fans understand if she needs to cancel more tour stops!
Her health should always come first!
Rest up, Mileybird! The world NEEDS you better!