Lindsay Lohan isn't exactly what we'd call…stable. The girl should have a crazy ward named after her for the shiz she's pulled!

But we can't help but giggle to ourselves when she loses her mind, only to retrieve it again within a few hours, all in front of our eyes to enjoy.

The batch of screwy mayhem we are referring to this morning comes to us from none other than her own Twitter, the best source for celebrity HIGHlarity.

At around 11 P.M. last night, Lindsanity went on one of her usual rants about her sometimes girlfriend, all-around punching bag saMAN Ronson. Lindsay tweeted her distaste for her gal pal, saying:

"Nice to see @samantharonson has found a 90210 rather than being a loyal"

"Nice to see @samantharonson has found a party rather than being honest"

Wow! Sounds like someone hates that other people have found careers/lives outside of the tabloid magazines! It's called working for a living. Granted, DJing isn't very strenuous, but at least it can pay her bills!

But not two hours after these jabs at saMAN did LezLo return to her Tweet-beat to say something NICE!

She goes:

"@samantharonson off to another country, send my love to your family lol "

What? Huh? Where's the malice? Where's the boo-hooing?

It's official - the girl is schizo. We just hope those loose screws rolling around in her empty head don't make her try anything too crazy- like live a normal life.

The horror!

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The girl might as well have a reality show because she refuses to keep anything to herself!

And unlike her beau, saMAN, we love it!

At 5 a.m. on Thursday morning, La Loca took to her Twitter to get some relationship drama off her chest in 140 characters or less.

She tweeted:

@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI

zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…

for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term "self out" was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight

For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********

@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i'm gross*thx

Someone is starting to sound like Courtney Love!

Although we've had enough of their lady drama, we'd love to know what this fight was about!

We'll just have to wait till their next lovers quarrel!

Tomorrow, then?!

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This is so sweet, it makes us wanna vomit!

LOLhan sent the above picture to saMAN via her official Twitter on Saturday night.

So cheesy!!!

Linds then Tweeted: "@samantharonson i love you baby! miss u.jpg"

Eeeewww.

Keep it to yourself, pls!

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No one ever had an unkind word about DJ AM!

A day after his burial, hundreds of guests gathered at the Hollywood Palladium on Thursday night to pay their respects to the beloved celebrity deejay (aka Adam Goldstein).

Some recognizable faces in attendance included former fiancée Nicole Richie along with Lindsay Lohan, saMAN Ronson, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Robert Downey Jr, John Mayer, Tom Arnold, Dr. Drew and Jon Favreau.

"He was my soulmate and now he is my soul," girlfriend Haley Wood told the crowd at the almost 3 hours service. "He is my amazing grace."

Adam will be greatly missed.

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Will he ever SHUT UP?!

Now Michael Lohan is blabbing to Life and Style in an "exclusive" interview about his change of heart for saMAN Ronson's relationship with his daughter, Lindsanity Lohan.

After a private meeting with saMAN at her house in LA, Poppa Lohan is now formally apologizing for letting others' negative opinions of Ronson affect his own.

The ex-convict says:

"I want to say I'm sorry for anything negative I said about Sam. It was totally off-color. I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay's health and well-being. I really see Sam in whole different light now."

Keep running your mouth, Michael!

We're sure that talking to the tabloids is a GREAT way to keep Linds far away from you happy!

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Lindsay Lohan is moving out of her Hollywood Hills pad with 5 months left on the lease, and that's an issue, bbs.

The house was originally up for rental at $15,000 a month, but Lohan got the special deal of $10,000/month.

"Plus there's going to be damages, the property is in total disrepair since she's moved in, it's not able to be shown in it's current state, it's going to take some serious work to get it back to its original condition," says a neighbor that has spoken to the landlord of the property.

Due to the recent burglary in her home, Lohan's moving because it's not safe enough for her and she's constantly harassed by the paparazzi there.

Oh, you LOVE it, Linds! It's kind of all you have right now.

Neighbors are pretty pleased with her impending move, though, and had all kinds of choice things to say about Lindsay:

"Lindsay has been the neighbor from hell. The police would be called on her three times a night sometimes."

"The only time it was quiet around here was when she was up the road causing chaos outside of Sam Ronson's house."

"I can tell you that everyone in this neighborhood is unbelievably relieved that Lindsay is moving on. I just feel sorry for her next neighbors."

And if LiLo doesn't pay up the $50K plus the cost of damages, the owners will sue her.

Does Lindsay even have that kind of cash anymore?!

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Aubrey O'Day wants you, saMAN Ronson! Bad!

Enough that she is blurting it out publicly, risking pissing off your insanely unstable GF, Lindsay Lohan. If that's not love, we don't know what is!

The former Danity Kane star told Curve Magazine that she has a huge crush on the DJ and she feels she and saMAN would be "perfect together."

She explains: "Every time I see her (Ronson) I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise — get to know me. We'd be perfect together.'"

Skanky O'Day continues to say that she knows their relationship wouldn't be as hyped as saMAN and Lezlo, but maybe that is a good thing: "Lindsay and that relationship made it such a joke. It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year… You just can't live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship."

Actually, we see a lot of tabloid covers coming out of this mayhem!

Lindsay stalking you guys at clubs. Showing up at your house throwing crazy fits.

We want to see this happen just to see how far LiLo will lose her mind!!!

Besides saMAN, maybe it's time you graduate to a real woman, Auberella? Why travel the plains when you could climb mountains?!

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Michael Lohan just won't give it up. The world's best dad is at it again, blabbing to the media about his estranged relationship with daughter Lindsay Lohan.

Earlier this week, reports were that Linds and Daddy attended the same charity event in the Hamptons over the weekend. But, unfortunately for him, Lindsanity was none too pleased to see him there and spent the day avoiding him.

However, Michael says that's just not true. In fact, he claims Lindsay invited him.

According to Michael:

“Lindsay called me up and invited me to come to the event. She told me she was going to the event and when she saw me, I walked up and kissed her and we walked over to a corner and sat down at a table together. We were happy to see each other.”

And then he goes on to talk praise about Lindsay's on-again/off-again girlfriend saMAN Ronson.

Wow!

Michael says after the charity event he met up with Linds and saMAN for dinner. Adding:

“I had a talk with Samantha and I was wrong, I jumped the gun. I realized that all the things I’d heard about the drugs and the partying were a lie. I mean, she knows I’m Christian and there are certain things I don’t agree with. Maybe she was afraid that I would look at their relationship in the wrong way. But that’s not for me to judge. If my daughter’s healthy and happy and in a good relationship, I’m happy for her.”

Somehow, this sounds very mature of him, and yet very uncharacteristic of him.

Is he lying???

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Seems Lindsay Lohan is hanging on to her resentment for her father Michael Lohan as much as he is holding on to whatever drops of fame he can scoop up.

At a breast cancer benefit on Saturday night in Bridgehampton, LiLi was annoyed to find her father also received an invite as he proceeded to follow her around to grab her attention.

Lindsay was having none of it and completely ignored him, asking a bodyguard to stand closer to her to get her father off her back.

Michael then took another approach by announcing he had a change of heart when it came to Lezlo's girlfriend saMANtha Ronson, saying "I was misled by people who had their own agenda . . . I was wrong and I'm very sorry. I wish the best for them."

Not going to work, Mike! Once a kid hates you as much as Lindsay does, there ain't no going back.

There's a piece of wisdom you might want to pass on to Jon Gosselin next time you see your butt buddy.

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