That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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What a fairytale wedding!
But it wasn't totally tame and predictable!
While guests thought they were showing up to Justin's 44th birthday party, the Horrible Bosses starlet didn't make the reveal until everyone arrived!
Of course we're sure no one minded feeling tricked for this very special reason, especially with the 46-year-old walking down the aisle in a flowing white dress perfect for her intimate backyard nuptials!
We can only imagine how beautiful the bride looked!
Well this is a great holiday surprise!
Both Breezy and Jamie chose to sing songs about how wonderful the ladies in their lives are, performing both Gold Digger and Loyal.
Dang! Can someone find them a girlfriend that isn’t breaking their hearts over money?! LOLz!
We also wonder how Karrueche felt sitting there while her main man sang about people cheating on him! Hmmm…
But it didn’t matter because there were lots of other celebs there for her to chat with like
We're not talking about just on Facebook though. No, Lindz is cutting Sam out of her life COMPLETELY!
Yesterday we heard about the two lists Lindsay was making in rehab with the help of her counselors: one list has all of her friends that she plans on keeping around after she leaves Cliffside Malibu this week. Everyone on the other list though will be told to take a hike!
Someone close to LiLo is saying Sam is indeed a goner and on the list of bad influences!
The source said of Lindsay decision to cut all ties with Sam:
Lindsay Lohan may be safely "ensconced in the bosom" of the Betty Ford Center, where she'll (hopefully) be serving the remainder of her 90 day, court-ordered rehab sentence in lieu of jail for her latest probation violation with little to no drama, but that doesn't mean gurlfriend isn't still finding ways to make it into the news!
And believe us, this one is a DOOZY!
Last month, the actress sat down for an INTENSELY in-depth, no-holds-barred interview with Piers Morgan about her bad reputation, drug use, countless legal and personal problems, her, ahem, 'strained' relationship with father Michael Lohan, and even her time with Samantha Ronson!
Seriously! No stone goes left un-turned!
And even if we have a hard time believing that she's only done cocaine "four or five times," and shake our head sadly when she STILL maintains that she doesn't belong in rehab, can stop drinking whenever she wants, and would rather repent by working with children in other countries, we're glad to at least see that she's attempting to reflect on her life choices and went into this latest program with a positive attitude!
But don't take our word for it!
Even though Lindsay Lohan's hard-pAArtying, chaos-craving lifestyle will hopefully be coming to an end soon — as she's due to begin her court-ordered, 90-day rehab stint any day now — TheDirty.com founder and Couples Therapy star Nik Richie recently opened up about his firsthand experience with the troubled starlet four years ago, back when she was dating Samantha Ronson, in his new tell-all Sex, Lies & The Dirty!
And sadly, if we didn't already know it was back in 2009, we'd have no trouble assuming it happened over the weekend.
As Richie writes, he was invited along with the formerly very volatile couple to make a paid appearance at Miami's Mansion Nightclub on New Year's Eve of 2009.
While he may have gone in with the intention of causing drama between the lady lovers, Lindsay was apparently happy to do just that with the help of no one else, as he says she openly
The people have spoken! And apparently what they’re saying is they want to finally put an end to “war on drugs!”
Russell Simmons recently posted a letter to his website urging President Barack Obama to tweak his policies when it comes to throwing drug users behind bars, and he’s gotten PLENTY of support from some of Hollywood’s elite!
Talk about some serious star power!
The Def Jam co-founder and his band of all-star supporters say the biggest issue with the “war on drugs” is the amount of people being thrown in jail for nonviolent crimes such as drug use, and unless this number is reduced soon, our future looks pretty bleak: