Archive for the 'Samuel L. Jackson' Category

Who's ready for adorkableness!?!

Because that's exactly what Zooey Deschanel gives her iPhone 4 personal assistant, Siri!! Ha!!

Oh but don't think she's the only one getting in on the commercial paycheck fun!!

Samuel L. Jackson lent his sexy demeanor for the Apple legend too!

U: How do we watch these amazing commercials!?!

Siri: Watch New Girl Zooey (above) and see Sam … AFTER THE JUMP!

Robert So Fine-y Jr. and Chris Hemsworth, who play Iron Man and Thor respectively, battle it up in this brand new clip which you can watch (above).

Does anyone else feel like we've seen the whole movie already? All these sneak peeks - it's madness!

Oh, don't misunderstand. This is NOT a complaint! We're throughly enjoying ever snippet!

In fact, give us MORE, MORE, MORE!!!

Is it May 4th yet?!

Wow! This sounds even BETTER than we thought it was going to be.

We kinda knew what was going on in Quentin Tarantino's latest feature film, Django Unchained, but an official plot synopsis has been released and it reveals just how epic this tale is going to be.

The flick boasts an impressive cast, including Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Kerry Washington, Sacha Baron Cohen, and Christoph Waltz, but check out the even more impressive story they all helped bring to life … AFTER THE JUMP!

Just in case nobody figured this out already, The Avengers is going to be a MASSIVE success for Marvel and Disney.

Insiders tracking the interest in the film are predicting a $100+ million weekend domestically when the ultimate superhero movie opens up on May 4. Not only do men want to see Jeremy Renner, Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, and Samuel L. Jackson save the world from impending doom, but women and children do too!

If analysts predictions are accurate, the film may

"The Avengers should be our finest hour"

That's what Robert "Damn I Should Be Illegal Because I'm So Hot" Downey Jr. said in the brand new Avengers featurette that you should watch immediately (above).

If you get confused over the name Avengers Assemble the reason is this is the featurette for the british version of Avengers.

Wait. The Avengers released in England is called Avengers Assemble?

Bizarre!

But seriously, folks, why does England get to see Avengers before we do?

Our comic nerds are not going to like that one bit.

Including us!

Ask and you shall receive.

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) for a brand new Avengers clip!

Samuel L. Jackson aka Nick Fury berates Cobie Smulders aka Marie Hill for all of the motherfreakin' snakes on the motherfreakin' plane questioning his commands.

Come on, gurl! How you gonna question orders from Samuel L. Jackson AND a scary eye patch! That defies common sense!

Start the final countdown for the Avengers release date on May 4th!

Tick tock. Tick tock.

Australians are tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

A flight leaving Darwin got a slight and slithery intruder in the cockpit. A snake was chillaxing on the radio control button of the plane.

Pilot Braden Blennerhassett knew what he had to do....

Call Samuel L. Jackson air traffic control.

Blennerhassett landed the plane back in Darwin and told the controllers about his stick situation. He says the following on the matter:

turned [the plane] around and got it headed back towards Darwin there and said, 'Look, you're not going to believe this. I've got snakes on a plane.'

The controllers didn't believe him...until it was too late he asked for a snake handler.

The wranglers boarded the freight plane but by then, the snake had disappeared! Luckily, the handlers were able to find the snake days later.

The coast is clear...for now!