Judging by the way she carried herself during the last election, we knew we weren't going to get a book filled with great political insight or philosophy from Sarah Palin.

But this is better!

Sources are saying that a good chunk of Sarah's new book coming out in November, Going Rogue: An American Life, will focus on the hunky hick who knocked up Sarah's teenager daughter Bristol Palin - Levi Johnston. A publishing insider says that Sarah is out to "destroy" Levi with the information found in the book:

"She writes that he is a 'bald-face liar.' She says he's bitter at the dissolution of his relationship with her daughter, and is trying to earn a fast buck at the ex-governor's expense."

Juicy! That will make for a much better read than we thought. Although, we'd also love to hear the real story of how this small-minded imbecile was ever elected into a major public office. We'd read that story as well!

Take notes, Levi. We expect that six months after this releases, you'll publish your memoir to retaliate!

Oh what fun!

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Get ready to see only what Bristol Palin has seen (and maybe Kathy Griffin - but not really!).

Levi Johnston is posing for Playgirl!

Members of Team Levi say that he is in the process of preparing for the spread but isn't quite sure which "side" of his he'll be showing of - "the front or the back." Either way, he's buffing up for the appearance, says his lawyer, Rex Butler: "He is in the gym six days a week for the next three weeks."

Show off the front AND the back. Duh!

No word yet when we get to see this air-headed hick in the mag, but the lawyer's best guess is "probably before the end of the year."

Looking forward to it. He may be an idiot, but that pretty face is hard to ignore.

It doesn't make us forget that he is an idiot, but it is a nice distraction!

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Sexy Sarah's husband Todd Palin is about to become the man of the house after quitting his job working for oil company BP PLC.

So why'd he quit?

According to Sarah's spokeswoman, Meghan Stapleton, Todd hopes to spend more time with is family.

Sure. We think he knows a good thing when he sees it!

His wifey is raking in the ca$h with her book already becoming a best-seller and speaking engagements (if anyone actually wants to hear her).

Enjoy it while you can, Todd. You may need to get your job back after the 2012 election.

[Image via AP Images.]

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Check out Levi Johnston in this new commercial for Wonderful Pistachios (above). Yes, really. Pistachios!

It takes a nice jab at Bristol Palin (the only reason he even is relevant.)

Thoughts, Sarah Palin?

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We mentioned earlier this week that Sarah Palin's memoir, Going Rogue, would now be released this November instead of their original date in the spring.

And it seems the change of date has done her some good.

As of yesterday, her book has already made it to number one online on both Amazon & Barnes & Noble!

She's currently outselling Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol.

And with rumors circulating that she plans to run for the presidency in 2012 (hah!), the addition of a best-selling book to her resume doesn't hurt.

Though it seems people are having mixed feelings about her book.

One general manager of a Borders bookstore in Alaska revealed that there's been "lots of interest." Adding, "We're very excited about it and already have several signed up. We're expecting that to be massive."

But at a nearby independent bookstore in Anchorage, a co-owner remarked that "Nobody has said a word. Not a single customer has asked about it. I don't know what that means. Maybe we're all going rogue, going all mavericky."

Maybe more people are just buying the book online? Too embarrassed to go buy it at the store maybe?

Are U pre-ordering her book?

[Image via AP Images.]

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God, we hope not!

Rumor has it that former beauty queen Sarah Palin is shopping around for a beauty endorsement deal.

The premise she's pitching?

Her famed "lipstick on a pitbull" comment.

Oh, BARF!

She's really trying to capitalize on anything and everything.

Would U buy Sarah Rose Palin cosmetics?

[Image via AP Images.]

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What more could Sarah Palin possibly have to say after writing a book 400 pages thick!?

Apparently, those who handle the hockey mom's speaking engagements think she has $100,000 worth of things to say!

We think people would pay that to keep her mouth shut!!!

After Palin quit her day job as governor, she signed with Washington Speakers Bureau, a mega agency who reps George W. Bush, Laura Bush, and Condolezzie Rice.

So who's going to book Sexy Sarah?

Not many according to a source!

The source revealed to the NY Post: "The big lecture buyers in the US are paralyzed with fear about booking her, basically because they think she is a blithering idiot…Palin is so uninteresting to so many groups — unless they are interested in moose hunting."

We couldn't have said it any better ourselves!

Take your $7 mill from your book deal, and be quiet!

[Image via WENN.]

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She didn't waste any time with this project!

A mere four months after announcing her book deal with Harper, Sarah Palin's memoir is set to be released on November 17.

The title?

Going Rogue: An American Life.

Ha!

The book is 400 pages of crap and 1.5 million copies are commissioned for the first run.

Apparently Palin spent weeks in sunny San Diego working on the manuscript with collaborator Lynn Vincent. Her publisher says:

"Governor Palin has been unbelievably conscientious and hands-on at every stage, investing herself deeply and passionately in this project. It's her words, her life, and it's all there in full and fascinating detail."

We don't know how fascinating it will be as much as VOMIT-inducing.

Will U be reading about the adventures of Sexy Sarah come November?

[Image via AP Images.]

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Levi can't make up his mind!

Bristol Palin's babydaddy turned nude model is definitely posing for an upcoming issue of Playgirl, but the shoot has left poor Levi with a MAJOR dilemma at hand:

Should he show off the goods on the front side or the backside?????

Levi's been reportedly pumping iron at the local gym in preparation for the shoot, so maybe it'll come to him while he's on the elliptical.

Which side of Levi would U like to see????

Dirty!

[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]

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