Well, this isn't cool. Not cool at all.
We can dream, right?
Well, it seems lately that's all a Black Widow movie could be, since Marvel hasn't even hinted that Scarlett Johansson's character would get her own spinoff.
But for fans of the sexy Avenger, that's just not enough.
One fan in particular took matters into his own hands and just went ahead and created a title sequence for the film we fantasize about.
Christopher Haley made very espionage-themed graphics to open the movie that may never be. For his After Effects class, he created a James Bond-esque montage introducing each character and their actor counterparts, over the song Sour Times by Portishead.
He uploaded the project to YouTube Tuesday, where he also briefly shared his vision for the hopeful installment in the franchise:
"Cut off one head, two more shall take it's place. . . For this speculative title sequence of a Black Widow film I decided Black Widow's villain would be. . . Black Widow. Yelena Belova, to be specific. Belova believes herself to be the superior Black Widow, and in some ways she is right. Swift and ruthless, Belova is the most talented assassin to graduate from the Red Room–and now she is Hydra's most deadly weapon. At Belova's side is a super-soldier of her own, Alexi Shostakov–the Red Guardian, who also happens to be Natasha's former lover. When the new heads of Hydra make a play for the power of the infinity stones it is up to S.H.I.E.L.D.'s top agent to stop them."
Wow! We'd see that!
Especially since the fictitious cast includes ScarJo protecting her role, Rosamund Pike, Samuli Edelmann, and Agents of SHIELD's Clark Gregg, and Ming-Na Wen.
Ch-ch-check out the whole sequence (below)!
The Avengers have reassembled!
Captain America: Civil War is now filming in Atlanta, and everyone has their game faces on!
What happened to the super short blonde look? Movie magic at its finest.
Speaking of magic, Elizabeth Olsen is back in brunette as Scarlet Witch, and of course Anthony Mackie — even dressed as The Falcon — is the coolest guy in the room sky!
Ch-ch-check out all the super set pics (above)!
[Image via Ginsburg Spaly.]
We're not sure how anyone could even compare the two, because they are both so BANGIN'!
But it looks like the Ancient Greeks had competitions about everything: brutal athletic events, man vs. lion deathmatches, and apparently "physical perfection" showdowns.
The lingerie brand, Bluebella, conducted the findings based on the Greek's Golden Ratio, which was used to measure how aesthetically perfect something is.
ScarJo's ratio of her breast, hip, and waist measurements scored her a 96.4%, as far as ratio accuracy is concerned.
But never fear, Kim K. fans! The reality star was a very VERY close second, with
Cara Delevingne is totally transitioning from model to movie star!
After playing the female lead in Paper Towns and a super villain in Suicide Squad, she's making the leap into space!
Director Luc Besson joined Twitter just to announce his new movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets! He wrote:
Excelsior! The Marvel train just keeps on rolling!
Marvel announced today that they have started principal photography in Atlanta on Captain America: Civil War and with this came a couple other major announcements.
One of which was the HUGE cast list for the film that has a TON of Marvel favorites returning for what might as well be Avengers 3! Among the Marvel alum coming back for Cap 3 is Paul Rudd! That's right, shortly after Rudd's debut as Ant-Man – Marvel's next flick opening July 17, 2015 — Rudd will be joining up with the super team for this epic star studded flick!
Other cast members that will be in the movie include:
It looks like everyone assembled for the Avengers: Age of Ultron premiere!
That's because the superhero sequel just scored the No. 2 box office debut of all time!!
Unfortunately, the Marvel movie didn't quite outdo the No. 1 titleholder — the first Avengers.
This slight under-performance seems to match the word of mouth that the follow-up wasn't quite as good as the original, but the 9-digit box office is still incredible!
Did U see Avengers: Age of Ultron in its opening weekend??
Amber Rose's ex did See You Again and We Dem Boyz on the sketch show, and we were seriously impressed.
His vocals and dance skills are seemingly entrancing, and we especially like Charlie Puth's intro on See You Again!
Ch-ch-check out Wiz' SNL clips (below)!!!