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23 Olympic Athletes Just Tested Positive For Blood Doping — And Consequences Are Coming! Get The Cheatin' Deets!

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Science is crazy!

The International Olympic Committee announced on Friday that 23 athletes from six different countries have tested positive for blood doping, and that a disciplinary commission has been called to review and hand out penalties.

Sounds pretty straightforward, no? Well… until you learn that these 23 athletes' positive tests came from blood they sampled four years ago at the 2012 London Olympics!!

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The IOC keeps athletes' blood and urine samples on file for ten years after each Games specifically so that they can be reanalyzed later on as drug testing becomes more advanced.

And, yes, positive tests — even a decade after the initial sample was given — can lead to sanctions, disqualifications, loss of medals, and banishment from future games!

In these nearly-two dozen athletes' cases, the punishment is only just beginning, according to IOC Prez Thomas Bach, who released a statement about the positive tests (below):

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Pornhub Launches Its Own Sex-Based Exercise Program Called BangFit!

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This is… amazing!!!

Pornhub has taken it upon themselves to create a sex-angled fitness regimen that will get you in shape while scoring again, and again, and again!

BangFit, as it's appropriately known, is "a game-based fitness program" that Pornhub promises will help whip you into shape by, well, having a lot of sex and burning calories from all the banging!

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In an email to Mashable, the porn website explained what they were going for when they created the sexy fitness program — which users can follow simply by using a smartphone app while they get it on (below):

"BangFit was designed after exhaustive research through the thousands of sexercise studies/articles, consulting with health and fitness experts and professionals (including personal trainers) and cross referencing that with anecdotal evidence on what are the most fun sex positions."

So it is sex… AND science!!

Ch-ch-check out the incredible animated video that explains the whole thing (below) — it's a doozy!!!

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Fast Food Burgers Discovered To Contain Traces Of Rat And HUMAN DNA! Read The Disgusting Report!

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It's pretty hard to resist chomping down on a nice, juicy burger, but this new study will definitely make you lose your appetite.

Food testing company Clear Labs has discovered that some burgers contain traces of rat and even human DNA!

From a sample of 258 restaurant burgers, researchers found three burgers with rat DNA, and one frozen vegetarian burger with human DNA! Yuck!

Related: McDonald's Is Trying Out ALL YOU CAN EAT French Fries!

As for the presence of human DNA, the report states:

"The most likely cause is hair, skin, or fingernail that was accidentally mixed in during the manufacturing process."

Still gross, but not Soylent Green gross.

The research also found there are "gaps" in food safety and quality standards, as the report continues:

"What many consumers don't know is that some amounts of human and rat DNA may fall within an acceptable regulatory range."

Aside from the foreign DNA, other shocking findings concluded that almost a quarter of vegetarian burgers had different ingredients than advertised on the label — two veggie burgers contained beef, and one black bean burger had NO black beans in it! Ugh!

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If that's not enough to be nervous about, 4.3 percent of the burgers contained pathogenic DNA — which can cause food poisoning.

Oh, and also 12 burgers in the study contained over 100 more calories than advertised.

WHERE IS YOUR BEEF NOW!?

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Scientists Discover Male Spiders That Perform Oral Sex 'Up To 100 Times' On Female Mating Partners — Find Out Why!

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In the spider world, it's eat out or be eaten!

Researchers from Slovenia discovered the Madagascan Darwin's bark spider performs oral sex up to 100 times when mating with a female!

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A new study noted that the species has a "rich sexual repertoire," which includes fun things like sexual cannibalism and genital mutilation — and performing extensive cunnilingus sessions!

While this might not seem like a big deal, scientists were quick to point out oral sex rarely occurs in the animal kingdom.

No wonder everything is so violent! Ha!

Aside from mammals like lemurs, lions, dolphins and bats — which are known to occasionally go down on

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Teen Dies Trying To Recreate A Science Experiment He Saw On YouTube — Read The Sad Report

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A DIY science project turned into a deadly cautionary tale after a teenager died trying to recreate an experiment he saw on YouTube.

Morgan Woceichowski electrocuted himself on Tuesday trying to duplicate the experiment called Jacob's Ladder he was watching in an online video.

According to reports, the 15-year-old Ohio boy's mother walked into the garage because she smelled something, and found her son on the ground.

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Woceichowski was taken to a local hospital, where he was pronounced dead. Erie County Police Detective Robert Rieger said:

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Sarah Palin Claims She's 'As Much A Scientist' As Bill Nye — See Why She's Going After The Science Guy HERE!

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Oh, Sarah Palinwe were actually on your side for once, and then you go and do this!

The former half-term governor of Alaska claimed on Thursday she's "as much a scientist" as Bill Nye — who, you know, is an actual scientist — during a speech she gave in Washington, D.C. about climate change.

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The former running mate to John McCain in the 2008 presidential election, Palin was speaking at a Capitol Hill event for the film Climate Hustle, which is firmly anti-climate change and attempting to discredit climate scientists like Nye and many others.

The Science Guy stood up for his educated opinion by appearing in the documentary.

In her speech, Palin went right after the scientist and TV veteran, saying:

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Did Researchers Just Find The Loch Ness Monster?? Actually, They 'Kind Of' Did!

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After decades of mystery, we're one step closer to knowing the truth about the Loch Ness Monster — well, about its human history at least.

Researchers from Kongsberg Maritime recently sent an underwater drone into the famous Loch Ness lake in Scotland to search for Nessie the famous monster that people have reported seeing since 1933.

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After a tip from a tour boat operator that claimed to have found "Nessie's Trench," the researchers decided to investigate and saw something on sonar imaging that was surprisingly monster-shaped!

And it solved a mystery alright!

It turned out to be a

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