All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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This is a lesson to us all — inside jokes should never ever be shared with the world!
Chances are, not everyone is going to find the comment you made hilarious and Sean Penn certainly found that out the hard way.
The actor's green card joke when Alejandro González Iñárritu won for Best Director at the Oscars did not sit well everyone. Some even called the jab racist or insensitive!
However, the Birdman director didn't take it too seriously. In fact, Alejandro revealed he's used to it because he does the same to Sean!
Alejandro spoke out about that incident and said he "found it hilarious":
And Jimmy himself taught them all how to act in his very own Acting School!
There's even room for Matt Damon!
See the hilariously painfully lessons (below)!
Cruising for some wham-bam-thank-you-mam action? Well your next hookup could come from…
Well not quite, but the Queen of Pop is currently holding a contest on Grindr where five fans will get the chance to have a Q&A with the Material Girl herself!
For any of you not familiar, Grindr is a networking app where gay and bisexual users can search for others and do… whatever two consenting adults want to do!
We'll leave that up to your imagination!
On Thursday, the reportedly engaged couple were spotted house hunting in the Pacific Palisades.
The incredibly sexy duo checked out two places, and were accompanied by realtors.
When the notoriously private Sean Penn finally spills the beans about his love life, we definitely cup our ears and listen!
In March's issue of Esquire magazine, the 54-year-old delves deep into his current and past relationships.
On whether he would walk down the aisle with the Monster actress, he shares:
According to reports, Sean has filed to legally adopt Charlize's three-year-old son, Jackson.
What a heartwarming gesture! We bet Penn's two other children with his ex-wife, Robin Wright, will love to have a little baby brother to dote on!
An insider close to the pair gushed:
Love must be in the air!!
Shortly after hearing the delightful news of Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello's engagement, it sounds like yet another Hollywood power couple is preparing to tie the knot: Charlize Theron and Sean Penn!
What shall we call them??? Charn? Seaze? Therenn? Penron? The possibilities are endless!!
According to sources, the two "decided to take their relationship to the next level" after about a year of dating while on a trip to Paris — which is simply the most romantic thing EVER!