Hellloooo beer gut!
The MTV Movie Awards just got very, very weird. Yes, as predicted, Taylor Lautner walked away with the award for Best Shirtless Performance! His workouts for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn served him well.
However, his physique has seen better days — way, way better days! And you know, we probably could have done without seeing as much of Seth Rogen and Danny McBride as we did. Seriously, where was Quvenzhane Wallis' mom when we needed her!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see what can't be unseen: a bush, a belt and a busty gut that will haunt your dreams!
BTW- Why WASN'T Zac Efron nominated in this category?! UNFAIR!!!!
Which brawl will go down in MTV history forever?!
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, and Jeremy Renner took home the Best Fight award at the MTV Movie Awards for their epic battle against Tom Hiddleston in The Avengers!!!
With all those special effects and bad ass moves, it's no wonder the team sweeped the competition!
The army of superheroes defeated Christian Bale vs. Tom Hardy in The Dark Knight Rises, Jamie Foxx vs Candieland Henchmen in Django Unchained, Daniel Craig vs Ola Rapace in Skyfall, and Mark Wahlberg vs Seth MacFarlane in Ted.
We'll have to see if the second installment of the comic book adaptation will be able to continue the deliciously brutal entertainment with a golden popcorn statue next year!
[Image via Marvel Studios.]
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Samuel L. Jackson and Jamie Foxx won the most cringe-worthy award of the evening for their work in Django Unchained at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards!!
The veteran actors beat out Anna Camp of Pitch Perfect, Denzel Washington of Flight, Javier Bardem of Skyfall, and Seth McFarlane of Ted.
Being a Quentin Tarantino flick, the entire movie had our stomaches churning with shocking moment after shocking moment, but the most memorable of all? When Django (Jamie) lit Stephen's (Samuel) entire mansion on fire with the flick of a match, of course!
Both actors are no stranger to prestigious awards, but they've never had an honor quite like this.
Well done, guys!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Seth MacFarlane thinks he’s too good for Charlize Theron??
Not quuuite, but apparently isn’t at ALL innerested in getting down with the Oscar winner.
Although romance rumors popped up like Lindsay Lohan at nightclubs after the two were spotted dining together, those rumors are being destroyed faster than LiLo’s chances at a career comeback.
Even though almost any guy out there wouldn’t mind snuggling up to the former MODEL, Seth is happy with a platonic friendship and working relationship since she's the lead in his next flick, A Million Ways to Die.
A source revealed:
Hmm, are these two…an item now??
Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane grabbed dinner last night at Matsuhisa Restaurant in Beverly Hills. They both kept it casual, but Charlize looked stunning as ever — we’re convinced no one can pull off denim better than this lady.
Charlize and Seth are set to co-star in their upcoming film A Million Ways To Die In The West, so this could have been a business meeting, ha! But we know Seth and his Game of Thrones lady love Emilia Clarke are no longer together. What’s more? Seth and Charlize were reportedly caught canoodling at the Oscar’s after party…
Sooooo….is it official yet, you two?!
[Image via Devone Byrd/Pacific Coast News.]
Enemies of the Khaleesi beware!
Daenerys Targaryen FINALLY made her away across the ocean and it looks like her delightfully deviant dragons babes are all grown up!
HBO's boob and blood filled fantasy series Game of Thrones returns for season three and, if we were any more excited, you'd swear there was a dire wolf in our pants!!
Ch-ch-check out the recently single Emilia Clarke prepping to reclaim her crown in the FRESH new teaser (above)!
Yes, yes, yes!! Your loss is the world's gain, Seth MacFarlane!!
Winter GoT is coming on March 31st and we can't wait!!!
Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke and Oscar funny man Seth MacFarlane are throughzies!! They're Donezo!
Ugh!! And they were totes our favorite multi-national couple that hosted award shows and breast-fed dragons, too!
Our heart aches worse than the time Sean Bean's head ended up on a spike!
So what went wrong? Did the beautiful Emilia bring too much fire and blood into the Family Guy's bedroom?
Or did Charlize Theron mastermind a sinister plot to overthrow Seth's undies and sit on his iron throne herself?
The truth, as it turns out, is way tamer than our fictions.
One source close to the couple confirmed: