That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Talk about a pleasant surprise!
While we were eagerly awaiting to hear about their nuptials, it turns out…
They already got married!
That's when Jordan spilled the beans. He said
Want a play-by-play on the birth of Seth Meyers' baby? Yes?
Well that's good, because the late night host dedicated a nice portion of his Tuesday show to telling his audience about what EXACTLY went down when his son with wife Alexi came two weeks early! Awww!
The Saturday Night Live alum dished about how he and his pregnant wife jumped into the car of a shocked Uber driver (who thankfully kept his cool), and that Mrs. Meyers then proceeded to scream out the window while going through contractions.
UPDATE MARCH 29 8:37 PM EST: The name of the precious parents' little bundle of joy has been revealed!
The cute couple has named their baby boy Ashe! Maybe he'll grow up to be a Pokémon master! LOL! We're teasing, of course, but honestly how cool would that be?!
In all seriousness, we think it's just a lovely name for a lovely child! We can't wait to see the first pic! Of the tiny tot!
Seth Meyers' little one is FINALLY here!
On Sunday, a NBC rep confirmed that the Late Night With Seth Meyers host's wife Alexi Ashe had given birth to a baby boy. Aww!
Unfortunately, the rep offered no other tidbits about the late night celeb's new tiny tot. Rats!
In fact, it's said that while the new parents haven't revealed their baby's name, they DO plan on dishing some baby deets on
When Olivia Wilde was growing up, she — like most kids — got her first taste of adult-themed TV by sneaking to watch HBO after her parents went to bed!
Now, things have come full circle, and the actress is blessing curious adolescents with her own nakedness in the new show Vinyl!
The 32-year-old stopped by Late Night With Seth Meyers on Thursday and talked about stripping down for Martin Scorsese's rock 'n' roll drama miniseries, admitting she wasn't fully nude in her steamy scenes!
To make things appear more historically accurate, Wilde had to wear a merkin (aka pubic wig) to give her character a fully grown '70s style — and made sure to let everyone on set know that her overgrown garden was not real! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to learn what "build-a-bush" is!
Henry Cavill is lucky no one can place his face… possibly because they're staring at his body…
The Batman v Superman star recently shared pictures of himself going unrecognized in New York City while wearing a Superman shirt in front of a massive billboard for the film!
But the actor has also gone unrecognized in much more dire situations — like the time he was completely naked and locked out of his hotel room!
The 32-year-old stopped by Tuesday night's Late Night With Seth Meyers where he shared the awkward story from when he was first cast in 2013's Man of Steel.
At the time, Cavill went to El Lay to meet with director Zack Snyder as well as his new personal trainer, and had passed out early in his hotel room due to serious jet lag.
Later in the night, the actor woke up and went into what he thought was the bathroom — but was actually the hotel hallway — and he was completely naked! He said:
For some reason, many reviewers apparently thought the Full House remake was trying to be legitimately good television as opposed to an excuse for John Stamos, Bob Saget, Candace Cameron-Bure, and the rest of the cast to be a TV family again.
Luckily, we've embraced it for the campy trip back to the '90s that it really is — and John is right there with us!
The executive producer and costar of the series stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers on Thursday to promote the show… but ended up being forced to endure some HIGHlariously negative reviews of his show!
And his responses are just as vicious!
Ch-ch-check out Seth Meyers' version of "Mean Tweets" with John Stamos (below)!!!
Seth apparently didn't learn from his mistake, however, because he invited another one of his friends from Westeros to his wife Alexi Ashe's baby shower — Melisandre, AKA Carice van Houten!
The Red Woman tried her best to fit in with the other women at the party, who found her stories of darkness, murder, and giving birth to a shadow assassin demon to be a bit of a buzzkill!
But the Red Priestess made up for it by gifting Seth's unborn baby with a knife made from Valyrian steel — and it rattles!
Check out the funny sketch (below) to see why Melisandre literally sets one of the other party guests into flames!