Archive for the 'Sex' Category

Fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a humpy ride!

A horny turtle got its freak on by seducing a bag of garbage, and convincing it to do the nasty.

These two bumped uglies, and the turtle seemed to be really enjoying itself!

Although we must say the garbage bag didn't seem too interested in the turtle all that much.

That didn't deter the turtle - listen to the sounds it makes!

If that doesn't look like happiness - we don't know what does!!!

Check out the winning humping video (above) !!!

Stephen Moyer loves getting down with Anna Paquin- but what he really wants to do is direct!

The True Blood star isn't just comfortable watching his wife perform steamy scenes on the HBO show- he's ready to direct them himself!

In fact, he thinks the couple might be able to benefit from the creativity on set! He says:

If we’re going to get advice on how to have a three-way, Joe Manganiello is the person we want to hear it from!!

Before we continue forward with an intimate discussion of how Joe Man gets durrttayy, we have to disclose that what we’re about to tell you contains SPOILER ALERTS!!! But in the best, seXXXiest way imaginable!

That being said, in the season six premiere of True Blood (this Sunday!!), Joey Manny has some quality nekkid time with his fellow cast members.

He spills on a seksi three-way in the woods:

Farrah Abraham told Howard Stern recently that she pleasures herself to the sex tape she made with porn star James Deen.

James Deen, however, does NOT watch the sex tape for his own pleasure:

Seriously?

Of course Howard Stern would ask Farrah Abraham if she pleasures herself - that's totally Stern for ya!

But what caught us off guard was the Teen Mom's response!

Farrah says she does in fact pleasure herself, and she likes to watch her sex tape to do it!

We don't even wanna touch this one.

But we definitely think y'all should watch the video (above) !!!

Maybe third time ISN’T the charm…

Granted, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aren’t married yet, but there have been rumors that the two are planning on tying the knot after Kim gives birth to Kimbryo Kanyetus.

After her first two failed marriages, we were really hoping this one would work out for her! Especially now that there’s a child involved!!

But according to Canadian model Leyla Ghobadi, Kanye isn’t as into his baby mamma as he pretends. Kanye apparently spotted Leyla at a show in New Jersey in July and started to make romantic advances — even though Kim was supposedly at the show with him!

Leyla said that Kanye:

Well this is one we haven't heard before!

Sure, rumors in the world of Real Housewives run wild like crazy beasts, but THIS one is certainly a first.

Kyle Richards is dealing with a cray cray sitch these days as her hubby, Mauricio Umansky, is being accused of cheating on her with a transgendered prostitute.

Wow, that sounds pretty unbelievable!! Probably because it's very unlikely to be true!!!

A transgendered prostitute named Mistress Terri claims she worked with a female escort partner known as Mistress Carmen who allegedly picked up Mauricio for a kinky threesome with them!

Uh, yeah. We're not so sure about this. We mean, have you seen him?! And have you seen his wifey?! And have you seen them together?! We're pretty sure they're both keeping each other damn happy if you know what we mean. Wink wink!

And we seem to be right as Kyle has EXCLUSIVELY spoken with us about these wackadoodle rumors:

"We are both saddened and disgusted that people would invent these utterly absurd stories for profit in an obvious attempt to attack and hurt our family. Equally disgusting are publications that will knowingly print lies."

Ugh!!! We're so sorry Kyle and her partner had to endure these accusations!!!

Some people will stop at nothing to bring down others!

[Image via Brian To/WENN.]