Well this is one we haven't heard before!
Sure, rumors in the world of Real Housewives run wild like crazy beasts, but THIS one is certainly a first.
Kyle Richards is dealing with a cray cray sitch these days as her hubby, Mauricio Umansky, is being accused of cheating on her with a transgendered prostitute.
Wow, that sounds pretty unbelievable!! Probably because it's very unlikely to be true!!!
A transgendered prostitute named Mistress Terri claims she worked with a female escort partner known as Mistress Carmen who allegedly picked up Mauricio for a kinky threesome with them!
Uh, yeah. We're not so sure about this. We mean, have you seen him?! And have you seen his wifey?! And have you seen them together?! We're pretty sure they're both keeping each other damn happy if you know what we mean. Wink wink!
And we seem to be right as Kyle has EXCLUSIVELY spoken with us about these wackadoodle rumors:
"We are both saddened and disgusted that people would invent these utterly absurd stories for profit in an obvious attempt to attack and hurt our family. Equally disgusting are publications that will knowingly print lies."
Ugh!!! We're so sorry Kyle and her partner had to endure these accusations!!!
Some people will stop at nothing to bring down others!
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