Was there an amendment added to the Constitution that made it mandatory for strippers to have sex with you? Did we somehow miss that political development?
We didn't? Yeah, that makes sense.
A man who probably has never read any law ever allegedly called 911 to voice his outrage over a stripper who wouldn't have sex with him!
The nerve! The gall!
Although a lot of criminals say the phrase pretty frequently, one guy literally f*cked the police! Two of them, actually!
One inmate of an Oregon correctional facility, Jang-Li Delgado-Galban, allegedly had sex with not one, but two different female correction officers.
Who would have though that when the Donald Sterling racism scandal first started happening that it could turn into a possible gay scandal too??
Well, that's exactly what's happening because V. Stiviano is saying she never slept with the one-time Clippers owner because he's actually gay and she was just his beard!
Well, second beard, because he was already married his wife, Shelly Sterling. Does that make V. his mustache?
It turns out James Franco's tastes are very singular - and he's ready to enlighten us!
The new documentary Kink, produced by James and directed by Christina Voros, explores the ins and outs of the world of BDSM!
Ch-ch-check out the NSFW video (above) and enter the REAL Red Room Of Pain!
Well, this is QUITE a secret to spill!
Transgender actress Alexis Arquette sat down for an interview with Frontiers LA and she dropped a major secret on the world involving Jared Leto!
She pretty much confirmed for the world that the 30 Seconds to Mars singer has a ginormously huge penis.
Oh, and that she knows it because she slept with the Oscar-winner PRIOR to her gender reassignment surgery!
Say WHAAAAAT!! Get it, gurl!
Alexis was asked to share a secret, so she said:
Lindsay Lohan is not happy.
She recently had a sex list she wrote during her time in rehab leaked to the public.
And while she stayed pretty mum on the subject, some of her rumored bed buddies did not, including James Franco.
In fact, he wrote a whole article about what he claims was their actual encounter for Vice Magazine.
And now she's finally spoken about his piece, and his decision to talk about her at all. She said:
We do not give this a standing ovation.
As most of us know, tickets to Book of Mormon do not run cheap. Last time we checked, if you wanted a ticket, you'd basically have to take out a second mortgage. Or sell your firstborn. One of the two.
Knowing this, it makes us especially annoyed to hear that a couple would take this precious time at the theater to fingerbang and over-the-pants-hand-job each other like there was no tomorrow, or even an intermission!
A stunning and hilarious musical production be damned, they HAD to ejaculate then and there!
That's right, according to a recently posted anonymous story featured in a column in a Seattle newspaper, one such theatergoer alleged that his seat neighbors got handsy: