Well hellooo! Again!
One of our favorite movies Mrs. Doubtfire is getting a sequel! We can hardly believe it!
49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick flat out denied he did anything wrong after an unknown woman went to Miami police and accused the star football player of sexually assaulting her!
Now, authorities might be siding with Colin after new info has surfaced that could clear his name!
The night in question occurred at the Viceroy Hotel and Spa. That’s where Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Ricardo Lockette has an apartment and where he, Kaepernick, and San Fran receiver Quinton Patton were hanging out with
The US Airways employee who accidentally tweeted a CAH-razy seXXX-rated picture from the company's Twitter account on April 14th will not be fired…
And that's according to US Airways spokesperson Matt Miller.
BTW if you haven't seen the NSFW pic CLICK HERE!
The company revealed that the tweet was an "honest mistake" which resulted in a rogue post being included in a reply tweet to a customer.
The spokesperson went on a bit more in depth:
From a super-public ass-grab at the VMAs, to a marriage possibly wrecked by allegations of philandering, to a chart-smashing music video with themes & imagery so salacious it could make a dominatrix blush, 2013 was quite a year for Robin Thicke!
And we haven't even mentioned his wildly scandalous VMA dance with Miley Cyrus! How could we forget that?
The End Violence Against Women Coalition sure didn't! They just bestowed upon him a super unfortunate superlative, in fact — they named him 2013's SEXIST OF THE YEAR!
Yikes, that's not a trophy we think he'd like to set out on the mantle!
Sarah Green, a spokesperson for the coalition, thinks Robin's sexist failings were so obvious and unavoidable that he actually helped bring light to her cause. She admitted:
Blow out the candles, put down the lube, disengage the nipple clamps, and STEP AWAY FROM THE SMARTPHONE because nothing is as you thought it was!!!
Santa is a lie! Most kids don't even have a chimney! The Wizard of Oz? A lie! Dorothy was dreaming the whole time!
And sexting? Well, turns out that's a lie, too!!!
the School for Shattering Wonderful Myths Indiana University-Purdue University conducted a recent study and sexting apparently isn't all that it pretends to be!
According to the data they collected, 48% of sexters are so full of crap that they could get a job in fertilizer sales! The study polled 155 students and, of those who admit to sexting, a whopping two-thirds admitted that they lied while doing it!
Most say they lied during sexting to satiate their partner, but weren't nearly as interested as they let on!
Ugh! Seriously?! That's enough to make our digital dong shrivel!
The study's author, Michelle Drouin, explained why SMS communication is a medium ripe for manipulation. She said:
Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!
Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!
Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of
an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!
Eventually Dilbo and his best bro
Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!
Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and
WARNING: Unless you're the resident gynecologist at a model airplane factory, this post is 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK!
US Airways posted the most obscenely graphic social media gaffe in the history of the internet on Monday. For reasons that are still unclear, the airline's official Twitter account added an incredibly lewd image to one of their tweets — a photo of a naked woman lying on her back, with her legs spread eagle and pushed behind her head, and a large model airplane shoved so far up her lady parts that you'd think her vajayjay was moonlighting as an airplane hangar!
Wow!! We've flown the Red Eye from El Lay to NYC before, but we'd never heard about the Pink Eye until now!!
Ready to see the
alternate ending to Lost craziest pic a major corporation has EVER put on Twitter?
Ch-ch-check out the black box stuffed up a pink box…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Exclusivity in romantic relationships is something that's been told to us for our entire lives…
She revealed her true feelings about only staying with one man at a time, and her answer may surprise you: