Have you heard of Tomodachi Life?
It's a Sim Life-esque Nintendo game with an inexplicable Shaquille O'Neal fetish, and it might be sending out a super shi** message to society!
See, players of the game are encouraged to create characters who engage in all sorts of real life endeavors, including intra-personal relationships and even marriage.
Unfortunately, marriage in Tomodachi Life, as it is in 33 states in this union, can only occur between a man and a woman.
Fans of the game have amazing hearts, though. They recently started a "#Miiequality” campaign and petitioned developers to create an update which would allow for same-sex unions, but the game makers sadly aren't having it. They're rejecting the notion on the bogus grounds that
Shaq has been making nets work for decades on the basketball court, but now he's literally networking!
The rapper, TV host, Kazaam star, and soon-to-be NBA Hall Of Famer has his colossal hands in a lot of different cookie jars, but you wouldn'nt know it by glancing at his low rent LinkedIn profile!
First, bahahahah, Shaquille O'Neal has a LinkedIn profile? Yup, sources confirm that it's actually his! AMAZEBALLZ!!
Second, holy ravioli, it's sparse!
Ch-ch-check it out for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Something about this sounds fishy…
Shaquille O'Neal is being investigated by the Atlanta Police because 44-year-old Robert Williams says that the big man tackled him while the two were working together in Georgia.
Only this incident happened nearly a year ago!
Robert explained what took place, saying:
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