Archive for the 'Shaq' Category

It's sad to think that the Rutgers' players had to experience extreme abuse from their ex-coach Mike Rice, but if they would've had Kobe Bryant on their team to save them from the horrible attacks, then they would've been set!!

Rice was FIRED last week after he was caught bad mouthing, hitting and just being plain out evil to his team, and even though he's gone, the Lakers star has a few words to share.

Kobe said:

If you like cop shows, and need to fill a void left by The Shield, you have two choices:

You could watch Justified, which has a much different location and set of characters. Or, you could was Southland, which is set in El Lay! Both are incredible, and earn the titles of being the best cops shows on TV. It's just a shame that Southland doesn't get the kind of viewers that Justified does, or the marketing!

Why? Oh, we don't know. Maybe it's the fact that Southland is painstakingly real. It could also be the fact that they let Shaquille O'Neal make a cameo as an undercover cop!!

We'd recommend watching the whole series, but if you don't give a shizz, we've got Shaq's clip for you (above)!

It's almost enough for use to hunt down some producers and make a Kazaam sequel with the giant thespian! LOLz!

If somebody started to tell us that Shaq isn't actually kissing Jack Nicholson on the head, we would totally rock their jaw mid-sentence to keep the dream alive!

We mean, just look how magical that picture is (above)!!

Getting your number and jersey retired is one thing, but being able to kiss a legend on the top of his head IS A WHOLE 'NOTHER GAME!! LOLz!

We're just kidding about rocking jaws, we'd never punch someone for that. We would plug our ears and yell, though! Ha!

Shaq was joined by ex Lakers coach Phil Jackson, Jeanie Buss, his mother, his children, and Jack at his jersey retirement ceremony held at the Staples Center. We're so proud of you, Shaq!

Congrats!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Yeah, we see you guuurl!

It was a wonderful night at the Staples Center on Tuesday as Shaq got his jersey retired and the El Lay Lakers beat the Dallas Mavericks 101-80, but once Eliza Dushku began to get her model on… the night got even better!!

The Buffy the Vampire Slayer actress sat behind the Mavericks' bench with a bunch of friends, and as soon as the photogs zoomed in on her, she couldn't help but to get into a super sexXy pose.

We like how Eliza was making love to the camera, don't U?!?

Ch-ch-check out more pics of Miz Dushkhu (below)!!

[Image via WENN.]

Back in 2010, Shaq's ex and mistress, Vanessa Lopez filed a suit against the NBA star accusing him of invasion of privacy, racketeering, emotional distress and intentional inflection, and even though she's already alleging that O'Neal did all this… she now wants punitive damages added to the suit!!

Miz Lopez has previously claimed that the former hooper HACKED into her phone to listen to phone calls and view texts, and while Shaq's ex-employee, Shawn Darling actually revealed what went down, we can see why Vanessa is seeking extra damages.

Darling said:

Remember when Aaron Carter had Shaq in one of his videos?!? LOLz

The former teenage heartthrob and the basketball legend starred in the clip, That's How I Beat Shaq back in 2001, and after 12 years — Shaq wants revenge on AC.

However, now that Carter is 25, we were thinking… maybe the 7-footer wouldn't have a chance against Aaron, considering that he lost to him when he was just a kid, but Shaq is NOT going out like that.

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to watch the hooper finally defeat the singer!!

Annnnd…just in case you've never seen Carter's That's How I Beat Shaq video, check it out AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

Um, WE AGREE!

Shaq is actually a very level headed guy, even with all his silly antics! So when someone asks him what he thinks of Dennis Rodman going to North Korea, he gives a very good response!

Leaving the diplomacy to diplomats is the BEST answer anyone could give when talking about this situation, as we've totally seen Rodman lose his shizz over Kim Jong Un after days of being pampered and shielded from the harsh truths of the country!

Check out Shaq's full response (above)!