Shaq's the most ridiculous presence on the Internet. There, we said it!
Nobody consistently blows us away with how weirdly beautiful their online videos and social media posts are! We mean, who else would the video (above) happen to??
Apparently Shaq's car got a boot while he was inside a restaurant, so he CHOKED OUT the dude who did it!
You know, after calling him up personally, telling him he was a U.S. Marshall, and to remove the boot! LOLz!!
If you're wondering how he could do that, Shaq was actually deputized in in 2005 when he helped agents track down sexual predators, which sounds like a movie. Like Kindergarten Cop or something, just waaaaay darker!
Anyway, the guy who put the boot on his car offered to waive the $75 fee to take it off as long as he could star in one of Shaq's famous instagram videos!
We just wonder why Shaq's not paying parking tickets or whatever if someone has the order to boot him!!
Listen, Shaquille O'Neal is doing his best here. Obviously Levar Burton couldn't be there in person for a spur-of-the-moment Instagram video, and he had to make do with a framed picture.
Shaq is also not a classically trained singer, and, well, his rapping days are over.
SO GIVE HIM A BREAK BECAUSE THIS IS AMAZING!
Ch-ch-check out the beautiful serenade Shaq pulls off in honor of the brightest Reading Rainbow in the sky!
Is there ANYTHING that Shaq can't do? We don't think so!
When we heard that Shaq was hosting a pool party at Azure in Sin City, we immediately wondered whether or not the deep end was like a light wading for him, coming up to his mid-thigh!
The jolly giant was happy and excited to be throwing such a huge pool party, as you can tell from the laid back photos (above & below) at the Palazzo Hotel And Casino!
We're physically afraid to try and imagine the size of a cannonball Shaq could do! The entire bottom floor of the casino would be flooded! Ha!
Hope everyone had fun!
[Image via DJDMWENN.]
Staying sober is probably harder when you don't have to worry about walking yourself around at all, especially if Shaquille O'Neal is carrying you!
BUT, that doesn't mean that Lindsay Lohan doesn't have what it takes to avoid temptation — the thrill of being picked up by a giant human being seemed to be enough for her
If they weren't friends, we'd be pretty scared that Shaq was about to eat Adam Sandler whole. We mean, what does a man as big as Shaq even eat anyway? People smaller than him is as good of a guess as any!
Check out these amazeballz pics from the premiere of the the upcoming sequel, Grown Ups 2 (below)! We LOVE that they gave Shaq a small role, even those he's a huge dude! His goofiness will translate flawlessly to a comedy like that!
Here's a little known fact for you: Grown Ups 2 is the only sequel Adam Sandler has ever done!
The more you know!
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]
It's sad to think that the Rutgers' players had to experience extreme abuse from their ex-coach Mike Rice, but if they would've had Kobe Bryant on their team to save them from the horrible attacks, then they would've been set!!
Rice was FIRED last week after he was caught bad mouthing, hitting and just being plain out evil to his team, and even though he's gone, the Lakers star has a few words to share.
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If you like cop shows, and need to fill a void left by The Shield, you have two choices:
You could watch Justified, which has a much different location and set of characters. Or, you could was Southland, which is set in El Lay! Both are incredible, and earn the titles of being the best cops shows on TV. It's just a shame that Southland doesn't get the kind of viewers that Justified does, or the marketing!
Why? Oh, we don't know. Maybe it's the fact that Southland is painstakingly real. It could also be the fact that they let Shaquille O'Neal make a cameo as an undercover cop!!
We'd recommend watching the whole series, but if you don't give a shizz, we've got Shaq's clip for you (above)!
It's almost enough for use to hunt down some producers and make a Kazaam sequel with the giant thespian! LOLz!
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