Archive for the 'Sick' Category

Nova Scotia's McDonald’s chains aren't that much different than those here in the States, as we're sure this isn't the first time this has happened in the world: a man has been arrested for going to town on his own personal Big Mac, and yes we TOTES mean he was masturbating in the restaurant!

LOLz! SO GROSS!

The Canadian man was furiously masturbating at a McDonald's last week, and has since been arrested — which has brought us to the most spot-on advice the world has ever gotten from police:

Oh no! This fills us with some serious Summertime Sadness!!

The sexy songstress Lana Del Rey has apparently been a bit under the weather lately and was forced to cancel her upcoming concert in St. Petersburg due to a throat infection!

A statement on her website says:

Well, you can pretty much count out any running for political office now!

Jose Canseco is currently under investigation for sexual assault! The report was filed in Las Vegas, and Jose says it's a bunch of bullshizz!

Of course he's gonna say that, though — would anyone who sexually assaulted some other person be all about saying they did it??

The report says the incident went down on May 10, so Jose decided to plead his case in the best arena he could… Twitter:

Okay, okay, let's get it out of the way…

…could Selena Gomez have let a few of Justin Bieber's lil' Biebsies in?

Even though there's clearly some sort of romance going on, we're not so sure about that one. First of all, SHE'S TOO YOUNG! And also, she's not about to steal Beyonce's thunder. Oh no, girl knows better than that!

But, something sure is going on because Selenita had to cancel a live Twitter chat due to a mysterious illness! Oooh! Scandalous!

Well, it might just be food poisoning, but the Biebs' on-and-off girlfriend kept the intrigue alive by not locking down the culprit as she tweeted:

Awww! How sadsies!!

Phillip Phillips has been busy playing six shows a week, but after being on the road for a while, his health got the best of him, and now, his doctor told him that he needed to chill the heck out!

The American Idol season-11 winner underwent surgery last year for kidney stones, and while he unfortunately has ongoing kidney issues on top of exhaustion and dehydration, he's not at 100% right now.

Haven't people learned by now that Pink is NOT someone we should mess with???!

The sassy songstress was forced to COMPLETELY cancel her previously postponed Birmingham concert on Saturday as part of her Truth About Love tour, but following a heavy bashing by critics she is fighting back!

In an open letter to some VERY disappointed fans, the Try singer explained:

Damn… Ronnie Ortiz-Magro's pain must be really BAD!

Over the weekend, the former Jersey Shore star was hospitalized after suffering pain from kidney stones, and now that he's been in the hospital for several days, one of his friends revealed that Ronnie is feeling like shizzzz.