
Ahh yes, Kristen Stewart! So cultured!!!!
Just after making her fashionable descent down the punk rock red carpet at the Met Gala, Kristen Stewart attended the hit broadway play, Orphans, in NYC.
Her theater-going experience comes only a week after BF Robert Pattinson saw BFF Tom Sturridge in the play that made Shia LaBeouf go cray-cray.
A lucky audience member tweeted:

Hey! They're walking here!!
Ahh the Manhattan taxi cab, a fickle beast at best!
Sienna Miller and her baby's daddy Tom Sturridge were snapped while attempting to flag down one of NYC's notoriously choosy taxi drivers after eating breakfast (above)…
But even though the romantically entangled pair look VERY anxious about the fate of their future travels, do not fear good readers!!
Jude Law's ex-lover DID manage to court a cab.
Huzzah!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Not those kinds of benefits, pervs — TaterTatums is a happily married man and soon to be Daddy!
They might be sleeping in each other's beds, but Channing Tatum and Sienna Miller are NOT bang budz!!
They're house swappers!!
While the glorious godlike Magic Mike star films Jupiter Ascending in London, he and wifey-poo Jenna Dewan-Tatum are crashing at Sienna's Cotswolds crib!
Channing is the type of guy who always returns the favor, so he's letting Seinnabunz and her fiancé Tom Sturridge

Sienna Miller is a WHOLE new woman.
We thought it was just a phase, but it seems the super chic lady has traded in her Chanel get-ups for sweats and flats after giving birth to baby Marlowe with boyfriend Tom Sturridge.
The adorbz new parents were seen getting some fresh air in NYC sans baby along with Sienna's doting mother Jo.
While we DO miss fashionista Sienna, we can just tell that she is GLOWING with happiness … even with that grumpy look on her face!
Oh, how the paparazzi just bring out the worst in people!
We just can't get over how good motherhood looks on you! And you shouldn't either!
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Lindsay Lohan for Liz & Dick! JK!!!!!!!
We wish! No, instead Hollywood Foreign Press decided to give the award to someone actually nominated! And that lucky lady is… Julianne Moore!
Wow, looks like this role was a Game Change! LOLz!
Julianne beat out Nicole Kidman in Hemingway & Gellhorn, Jessica Lange in American Horror Story: Asylum, Sienna Miller in The Girl, and Sigourney Weaver in Political Animals!
Guess we know who the best Sarah Palin is now, huh, Tina Fey? JK!
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Ooo is Jude Law getting Closer to a new lady on the set of his new film Dom Hemingway?!
Rumor has it the Anna Karenina actor has turned his ice-blue love stare on a wardrobe assistant, and the pair have apparently been dating since Dom began filming last month!
One on set insider reveals:
"Jude and Ellen's romance is the talk of the set. It started last month when we were filming in France. There was an instant connection and they'd been flirting, but it didn't turn physical until the night we all went out for a cast and crew party just outside St Tropez… They clearly get on fantastically well. He's single and so is she, so there's nothing to hide. They are just two people in love having a great time together."
Aww sounds lover-ly!
Jude has dated numerous hot film stars and was formerly married to Sadie Frost, but obviously dating in the fame pool has NOT worked out for Jude — and it probably doesn't help that his wandering peen found its way into the skirts of his kids' nanny when he was dating Sienna Miller in 2005 — so perhaps falling for a non-celeb female is just what Jude needs!
Hooray for budding LOVE!
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Kristen Stewart might be telling reporters they know nothing about her relationship with Robert Pattinson, but we know this — they were totally gettin' their boom-boom on Thursday night.
After celebrating a friend's birthday with John Mayer, Sienna Miller, Tom Sturridge, Nicky Hilton, and Leonardo DiCaprio, the Twilight lovers left around 1am to go to New York's Electric Room.
Onlookers spotted the two at the celebrity hot-spot, noting: