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No One Wants To Know About Idris Elba's Dick!?!

| Filed under: Silly!Matthew McConaugheyWoody HarrelsonFunnyIdris ElbaPeen

We're not sure about this Dark Tower movie, but we sure as heck would pay to see a buddy comedy starring these two!

On Wednesday, Matthew McConaughey and Idris Elba took part in Wired's Auto-Complete interview, in which stars answer whatever people always ask about them on Google, and they were just so cute together!

Video: Idris Sings Google Translated Sir Mix-A-Lot And Boyz II Men

They got honest about sports, dating, Woody Harrelson, and Matthew even explained exactly how he came up with his catchphrase "alright alright alright."

All that was great, really. But you're telling us one of the most searched questions about Idris wasn't about that peen pic?? Come on!

We're guessing this is some censorship shenanigans on Google's part, but whatevs.

Ch-ch-check out the still-pretty-great-without-cock-talk video (above)!

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Meet Gene Simmons' Calf Sister

| Filed under: Silly!CowViral: Animals

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL!!!

Ha! Kidding.

World, meet Genie — the viral baby cow that looks a lot like Gene Simmons.

Related: Millions Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows

The calf, who bears a striking resemblance to the KISS frontman, was born on Friday at a Texas ranch. Heather Taccetta, the keeper of the ranch, offered the following details to a local tourism agency:

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Cara Delevingne Is Really Good At Drawing Penises!

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Model, actress, artist: Cara Delevingne can do it all!

On Wednesday, Vanity Fair released the latest episode of "Derek Does Stuff with a Friend" where writer Derek Blasberg takes a figure drawing class at the New York Academy of Art with the Valerian star.

Related: Cara Delevingne Is Here To Remind You She Can SANG

While the two start off with still objects, they eventually work their way to drawing people… NAKED PEOPLE!

Although the British babe claims she isn't good at drawing, she does surprisingly well, especially when it comes to capturing male genitalia!

Who knows?? Maybe the supermodel will open an art gallery one day!

To see the funny clip, ch-ch-check it out (below)!

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Jessica Biel Is Getting Divorced After This Round Of Charades With Jimmy Fallon! Watch To Find Out Why!

| Filed under: TV NewsJessica BielJustin TimberlakeMusic MinuteSilly!Jimmy FallonMatt BomerLate Night TVKelsea Ballerini

Jimmy Fallon and Jessica Biel thought they had this one in the bag!

But after The Sinner star failed to recognize her own husband's song in a game of charades, she and the late night host were crying bodies of water on The Tonight Show.

The pair faced off against Matt Bomer and Kelsea Ballerini on Tuesday night and won the first two rounds with ease — Fallon even awarded points to the other team out of pity!

Related: Jessica Explains Why Her Marriage To Justin Works!

But the tables turned during the final round when Fallon and Bomer both had to act out Justin Timberlake's Cry Me A River, and let's just say the outcome of the game won't bode well for the future of Bielberlake. Sad!

Check out the clip (above) to see the late night fun!

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Chelsea Handler Grills Harry Styles On His Extra Nipples!

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Ha! All junket interviews should go like this!

Chelsea Handler took a different approach for her interview with Harry Styles, telling the Dunkirk actor to keep it to one-word answers so it would go quicker.

Harry was up for the challenge, and oddly it might have made him open up more!

Video: You Won't Believe What Gets Harry's Heart Racing!

For instance, when Chelsea asked about those extra nipples, all Harry could do was confirm and point them out.

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious interview (below) to get all the monosyllabic deets on Harry's new movie, new hair, favorite girl's name, and body parts!

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You Won't Believe What Gets Harry Styles' Heart Racing!

| Filed under: Silly!Fashion SmashionRyan GoslingOne DirectionShoes! Shoes! Shoes!Zayn MalikHarry Styles

This is such a silly game — but also kiiiinda brilliant.

When Harry Styles stopped by the BBC Radio 1 studios to promote his new film Dunkirk, host and old acquaintance Nick Grimshaw sprung a very interesting challenge on him.

The ever cool singer would get strapped to a heart monitor to see what really got him nervous/excited/pumped.

Photo: Harry Styles & Prince Harry Come Together!

See how he reacts to photos of his director Christopher Nolan, former One Direction bandmate Zayn Malik, and shirtless Ryan Gosling.

But the biggest spike by far was from…

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Another Awkward AF Donald Trump Handshake!

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And Donald Trump ends his embarrassing trip to France with one last grasp of awkwardness.

French President Emmanuel Macron celebrated Bastille Day by finally breaking out… of Trump's grip!

Related: Trevor Noah Compares Trump To A Penis-Shaped 'Giant Asteroid'!

That's right, another head of state, another awkward handshake moment from the man whose manners come from audiobooks about how to prove you're the alpha male before making semi-legal business deals.

This time it's not so much the (lack of) quality of handshake, it's the quantity. Watch the shake that refuses to end (below)!

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