If you're Dennis Rodman (though, maybe you should be glad you aren't and that you don't have to be friends with Kim Jong Un), and you're about to head into a hotel with your girlfriend in West Hollywood, what do you do?
A) Walk in like a gentleman, thanking everyone for their time and help.
B) Light up and smoke like a chimney.
C) Text Kim Jong Un about a rager later.
D) All of the above.
Take your time!
Well, according to this picture, it's B! Though, it could also be A as well, but we can't verify that through a photo! LOLz!
Anyway, the point we're trying to make is that smoking is bad and that he should probably stop. Our warnings will fall upon deaf ears, though, as who could tell a man to stop smoking if he won't even stop pretending to be a diplomat?
Ha!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
What are you thinking, Maximus??!
Russell Crowe was taking a little break from his bug-related quest for revenge when he was spotted doing his best Don Draper impression in Tribeca, New York.
No, he wasn't cheating on his lady friend or selling ads to Chevy. He was smoking a cigarette!
YUCK!!
Hopefully he doesn't do this in front of his boys because let's face it - if Russell was our dad, we'd be doing EVERYTHING we could do to be just like him!!
We'll chalk it up to all of the stress brought on by his man bug-hunt, but we definitely don't like seeing him give in to such a nasty habit!
Those things will kill him faster than he killed Commodus in Gladiator!!
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Roberto Cavalli may be a famous designer, but it turns out his seksi clothes aren't the only things that are selling for a pretty penny.
The party rocker recently let it slip that one of his used cigarette butts sold to the highest bidder for roughly $390.
Gross!
Cavalli revealed:
GASP!
Just days before the news leaked that she was pregnant, Kim Zolciak was spotted at the beach in Florida SMOKING!
And we’re not talking about being smokin’ hot!
The former Real Housewives star was having a kiki on the beach with her family for Memorial Day weekend and was caught with a cancer stick in between her perfectly manicured fingers!
This isn’t the first time Kim’s been seen puffing while preggers, which is what makes it even worse.
She previously said she didn’t know she had a bun in the oven, but we’re going to need an explanation here.
Gurl, put that stuff down for the sake of your baby!
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Yuck!
Liev Schreiber was spotted having a few moments to himself on the set of his new show Ray Donovan doing about the worst possible thing one can do to their own body.
He was smoking a cigarette!!!
Now, we LOVE Liev and we LOVE his family, which is why we were so disheartened when we saw the actor lighting up, and just inviting bad things into his body!
And we really hope he doesn't inhale this poison when he's around his kids - surely they look up to him and follow his every move!
Maybe Liev was having a bad day, but we do hope that the next time Liev thinks about reaching for a pack - he decides against it!
Those things will destroy his beautiful looks!
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As a business decision, this is pretty smart of Bruno Mars!
As a moral decision, getting into the business side of the smoking game seems just kinda dirty to us, regardless if what you're investing in is seen as a healthier version!
At least Bruno knows his product!
Bruno gave up traditional smoking by swapping real tobacco for NJOY Kings — and has now put more money in the company than just what it costs to buy the little science-fiction smokers! Here's what he said:
OK, ew! Where do we even start with this?!
Mark Hamill is creeping us out way more than he ever did playing The Joker!
The Star Wars star was photographed digging through a public ashtray for used cigarette butts- and then smoking them in his BMW!
What gives? Mark may have been away from the big screen for a while, but he's far from destitute!
In addition to TV guest spots and convention appearances, Mark has also had a healthy career doing voices in cartoons- most notably in Batman: The Animated Series! Not to mention the guy is all but definitely going to star in Star Wars 7!
So why dig through the trash?? This seems almost like addict behavior to us!
We certainly hope that isn't the case! That boy is our last hope!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
