All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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The reality star showed off her brand new locks (above) on Twitter! She shared:
Snooki decided that she had enough of her long, red hair and wanted to switch things up for 2015.
So, she got it all chopped off and dyed back to black on Wednesday!
The mother of two documented her trip to the salon on Instagram, saying:
Yesterday, the Jersey Shore stars posted pics on each of their Instagrams of the two spending Christmas Day with their daughters Giovanna Marie and Meilani Alexandra!
This marks the first Christmas for the mothers and their newborn daughters.
In one of the pics which shows the two toddlers sitting next to each other, JWoww writes the caption:
Oh, Snooki! This is why we love you!
Whether is was what went down in the Smush Room or what happens in her marital bed, this reality TV star has never been shy about sex!
So, it's no surprise that she overshared on her website, talking about her's and Jionni's sex life! She said
Aww, poor little thing!
Unfortunately for the adorable newborn, Snooks decided to
torture serenade her with a snippet of Let It Go and girl was NOT happy.
Polizzi captioned the video:
Ah, it's just like the old days!
Noticeably absent from the nuptials were The Situation and Vinny Guadagnino — and on Wednesday, Snooks explained why the pair didn't receive invitations to the Great Gatsby themed affair.
How could Snooki top her awesomely AH-Mazing Gatsby themed wedding, you ask?
Easy! Throw in a couple of cheeseburgers, French fries, vodka and you're all set! LOLz!
After an eventful wedding day, the reality star let loose and got comfortable with her wedding guests at her after party late Saturday evening!
Although the post-wedding party was much mild compared to her Jersey Shore days, it sounds like the newlywed still had a blast!
Snooks recalled the party (after treating her hangover) on her blog and shared: