We just… can't.
As you know, Beyoncé shocked the world when she released her second visual album, Lemonade, where she referenced an alleged mistress named 'Becky' on the track Sorry.
Obviously, fans (us included) went WILD trying to figure out the identity of the woman who Jay Z may or may not have cheated on the 35-year-old songstress with.
And while it's relatively off-topic all these months later, one of Queen Bey's hairstylists (or, probably former hairstylists now) decided to speak with DailyMail.com about the possibility that Kris Jenner is the mysterious Becky.
Yes, you read that correctly. Kris freaking Jenner. LOLz!
Even though this is the most ridiculous thing we've ever heard, let's continue…
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Anthony Pazos, who helped style Beyoncé for the VMAs and the Super Bowl, explained: