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Russians Lose Freaky Zero-G Lizard Sex Satellite! Could This Mean The End Of The Universe As We Know It??

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Houston Moscow, we have a problem.

Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.

Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.

The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!

What's Better Than A World Cup Victory Dance In Outer Space? Nothing. NOTHING!!!

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The astronauts aboard the International Space Station must get bored and lonely sometimes.

When you're floating 250 miles above the Earth's surface, you're pretty far from everyone else… but that doesn't mean you're left out!

The folks on the ISS have been following the World Cup just like everyone else. Robert De Niro isn't the ONLY soccer fan, you guys!

Behold, Earthlings! The First Vine In SPACE!

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This Vine feels like it could have been directed by Alfonso Cuarón.

But no! This looping, orbiting video was posted by astronaut Reid Weisman, whose Vine app has boldly gone where no Vine app has gone before…the ultimate vacuum.

Well, we're sure someone made a Vine of a vacuum cleaner at some point, but when it comes to the expanse of space, this may be one small step for social media, but it's also one giant leap for social media kind.

Along with this Vine, Reid posted this Neil Armstrong-like declaration:

Matthew McConaughey & Anne Hathaway In Space? F**k Yes! See Interstellar's First Official Trailer HERE!

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Wait… isn't this just Gravity? No? Okay, if you say so…

Let's be honest: Matthew McConaughey could smear mayonnaise all over his chest and sing the Champagne Song from Die Fledermaus and we would still gladly fork over $16 bucks to watch the spectacle.

So, Matty McConaHOTTIE in space?? With Anne Hathaway AND Jessica Chastain? In Christopher Nolan's first film since wrapping up the Dark Knight trilogy?

Uh, yeah, you had us at "alright, alright, alright"!

But don't take our word for it!

Ch-ch-check out the first official trailer for Interstellar (above) and get blown the eff away!

Yes!!! It's like Galaxy Quest, but without all those time consuming jokes! We're guessing the phallic-shaped rocket they launch is a metaphor for the huge boner erupting in everyone's pants right now because this is AMAZEBALLZ!

Interstellar blasts off — LOLz, sorry, couldn't resist — on November 7th.

Whoa! The Mars Curiosity Rover Catches A Bright Light On The Surface Of Mars! Does This Mean … ALIENS?!?!

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OH! WHAT!?! This is so exciting!!

The Curiosity Rover, which likes to do it's own thing up there on the red planet, photographed a flash of blinding white light on the surface of Mars!

Which is SO COOL!

But, does this mean there's alien?!?! Have we FINALLY found proof of alien life?!

NERD NEWS! NASA Scientists Discover Evidence That Saturn's Moon Has A Huge Underground Ocean! Could It POSSIBLY Have Aliens!?!

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possible water found on saturn

HOLY MOLY! This is SO cool!!

NASA has announced that they have found evidence that one of Saturn's moons, Enceladus, has a HUGE underground OCEAN on it!

SAY WHAAAAAT!!

Back in 2005, their Cassini space craft saw vapor & ice coming out of the planet, so this caused them to investigate further, and they discovered the evidence!

Since the ocean, ya know, exists, the NASA scientists believe Enceladus could be home to extraterrestrial microbes.

Aka ALIENS?!?! Aka AWESOME!!

While microbes don't really count as aliens like we think of them, it's still an exciting update in the quest through the galaxy!

Who knows, maybe in the near future people will be traveling there to colonize the Milky Way in the name of science! LOLz!!!

[Image via NASA.]

Space Cats Remake A Profanity-Laden Version of Gravity! You Will ABSOLUTELY Laugh Your Butt Off!

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Space cats did a remake of Gravity and it's the best thing ever.

Cats are super cute, everyone knows this. Space is super awesome. People generally know this as well.

So when you combine cats and space you get Space Cats. And they're literally the best thing ever.

We really enjoyed the movie Gravity but, don't tell Alfonso Cuarón, it was missing a little something.

And that something was cats.

Really cute, foul-mouthed, cats.

Like, we're pretty sure there wasn't this much cursing in the original Gravity. Unless all that heavy breathing was inserted to dub over Sandra Bullock's potty mouth or something.

We think we like this version even better than the pug one!

Either way, none of that matters because SPACE CATS.

Drop whatever you're doing (unless it's rocking a baby) and check out the video or you'll be sorry… AFTER THE JUMP!!!