And now we have our answers!!!
Space! News Archive
Space exploration is a dangerous game.
Sure, it'd be safer to never leave our homes and just keep our feet firmly on planet earth — but then progress would never happen.
Five brave Russian sex lizards have given their lives in the name of progress. They're the sex geckos that were lost in space.
Swap Out Gravity's George Clooney And Sandra Bullock for Matthew McConaughey And Anne Hathaway And You Have — Chris Nolan's Interstellar!
It may be Christopher Nolan's birthday, but he's giving us the real present.
That's because over the weekend, he dropped the THIRD trailer for Interstellar today!
Although, we wouldn't mind seeing a fourth trailer that explains Anne and Jessica's involvement in the story to a really in depth extant.
Well, dang. Now that we've thought of it, we actually kind of want it.
But until then, you'll just have to settle for the ones we already have!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Russians Lose Freaky Zero-G Lizard Sex Satellite! Could This Mean The End Of The Universe As We Know It??
Houston Moscow, we have a problem.
Right now, hundreds of miles above us, there's some freaky lizard sex going down. Zero gravity style.
Apparently a Russian "science" satellite, the Foton-M4 research satellite, which was launched on July 19th, is no longer responding to commands from mission control.
The Russian sex lizards have gone rogue!
The astronauts aboard the International Space Station must get bored and lonely sometimes.
When you're floating 250 miles above the Earth's surface, you're pretty far from everyone else… but that doesn't mean you're left out!
This Vine feels like it could have been directed by Alfonso Cuarón.
But no! This looping, orbiting video was posted by astronaut Reid Weisman, whose Vine app has boldly gone where no Vine app has gone before…the ultimate vacuum.
Well, we're sure someone made a Vine of a vacuum cleaner at some point, but when it comes to the expanse of space, this may be one small step for social media, but it's also one giant leap for social media kind.
Along with this Vine, Reid posted this Neil Armstrong-like declaration:
Matthew McConaughey & Anne Hathaway In Space? F**k Yes! See Interstellar's First Official Trailer HERE!
Wait… isn't this just Gravity? No? Okay, if you say so…
Uh, yeah, you had us at "alright, alright, alright"!
But don't take our word for it!
Ch-ch-check out the first official trailer for Interstellar (above) and get blown the eff away!
Yes!!! It's like Galaxy Quest, but without all those time consuming jokes! We're guessing the phallic-shaped rocket they launch is a metaphor for the huge boner erupting in everyone's pants right now because this is AMAZEBALLZ!
Interstellar blasts off — LOLz, sorry, couldn't resist — on November 7th.
Whoa! The Mars Curiosity Rover Catches A Bright Light On The Surface Of Mars! Does This Mean … ALIENS?!?!
OH! WHAT!?! This is so exciting!!
The Curiosity Rover, which likes to do it's own thing up there on the red planet, photographed a flash of blinding white light on the surface of Mars!
Which is SO COOL!
But, does this mean there's alien?!?! Have we FINALLY found proof of alien life?!