Another more aggravating, fame-whoring version of what they already are!

Actually, we'd take this travesty over the actual Gosselins any day!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag brought the Halloween fun early for the photogs yesterday, when they stepped out of their house dressed as the nation's biggest public embarrassment, Jon and Kate Gosselin.

Hamming it up for the camera, the duo carried around 8 baby dolls (Continuity error! None of them are Asian.) and confessed pretended that their marriage was a sham.

How much does anyone want to bet that Spencer already had that Ed Hardy shirt in his closet?!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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We say, BLAME KRISTIN CAVALLARI!!!

Things were just peachy before that bitch showed up! We know you're with us, Audrina Patridge! Thank goodness you're getting your own show!

The new direction of The Hills (Plus Kristin and minus Lauren Conrad) has caused viewership to fall dramatically. The ratings fell 30% for the season premiere and only managed to bring in 1.72 million viewers on last Tuesday's episode.

Ouch!

Sources are suggesting that audiences find Kristin to be less "engaging/enraging" than the former villains of the series, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They seem to be quite content these days in their own little newlywed world and have no time to cause drama for the other castmates.

Furthermore, the producer's Kristin's tactics to start drama for the show are too reminiscent of her days on Laguna Beach (i.e. - she's hooking up with Justin Bobby in order to create this love triangle thing with Audrina. Been there, done that, cancel the show!)

Could this be the end of The Hills?! Has Speidi seen it's day?! Has Kristin destroyed the franchise?!

We sincerely hope so!

[Image via WENN.]

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We thought they would say something like this. We just also thought they'd be the ones to say it.

Tabloid hounds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were recently reported absent from Heidi's sisters birthday bash because they weren't being paid to appear.

Blood may be thicker than water, but money can buy you more clothes!

We were sure that Heidi would come out swinging as soon as the rumor touched her delicate, empty ears, but in a shocking twist, The Hills star let her REP speak for her!

Gasp!

The rep revealed that the allegations were completely false, claiming that Holly Montag had several events planned for her birthday and that Speidi attended those other events instead. He says any rumor that the couple wants compensation to spend time with their family is "absolutely not true."

Okay, but Heidi, why couldn't you tell us that? Has the day finally come that you no longer want to play it up for your adoring photogs?!

Can it be?! (One can only hope!)

[Image via WENN.]

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Now there's some sisterly love for ya!

Heidi Montag and her husband Spencer Pratt did not attend her sister Holly Montag's 26th birthday party because "Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid."

Nice!

An insider continued: "Holly was really wishing that her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party…I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn't even show up without a fee. That's disgusting."

Holly ended up getting some publicity for her event, though, as her BFF Stephanie Pratt was arrested for DUI suspicion shortly after leaving!

But we're pretty sure Heidi didn't mind being upstaged by her sister-in-law in this case!

[Image via WENN.]

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Well isn't this ironic.

As we mentioned yesterday, Spencer Pratt's sister, Stephanie Pratt, was arrested early Sunday morning in Hollywood for suspicion of DUI.

Pratt was partying it up celebrating the birthday of Heidi Montag's sister, Holly, when she decided to leave apparently intoxicated and got busted.

But earlier on Saturday, Stephanie was actually busy filming a PSA with 17-year-old actor Jermaine Crawford. Yea, we don't know who he is either, but turns out he was part of HBO's former show, The Wire.

Crawford actually created a program called Code Blue with the focus of bringing awareness to teen issues and "bring about change to empower and inspire youth spiritually, physically and, emotionally"

The PSA is set to air in November during Homeless Youth Awareness Month.

Now, when's Stephanie going to create a new PSA about not driving drunk?!?

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Ha!

As we all know Spencer Pratt's sister Stephanie was arrested on Sunday morning in Hollywood for a DUI.

The soon to be Hills quitter had a BAC just .01 over California's legal limit of .08 at .09.

Hey, a DUI is a DUI!

Maybe Stephanie should attend church with Spencer and Heidi. We're sure they can help the "former" meth addict and boozer find God.

And a sober driver.

And a lawyer.

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Spencer Pratt seems to think so!

On his Twitter he references a remark Whitney Port made in an interview about plastic surgery:

" 'If they feel like it’s necessary and it’s going to make them feel more confident, then more power to them.' @whitneyeveport why u did it!?"

"@whitneyeveport shouldn't assume why others do things she should say why she does things!"

All right, Spencer, take it easy! Not everyone puts their plastic goods on parade like your wife!

Do U think Whitney went under the knife?

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Yesterday, Heidi and Spencer Pratt introduced their close, personal friends (the photogs) to the new additions to their fam: The puppies!

The tiny pups, Dolly (the white one) and Ninja were being taken for a walk in the Hollywood Hills, though, we image that they were really carried most of the time.

Heidi told the paparazzi that having the puppies has made her think twice about having children, since these little guys are already such a handful.

Way to go, Spencer! Early fatherhood crisis avoided.

Now, what about that third flesh colored puppy Spencer is holding….oh wait, sorry, that is just his face.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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And that would be putting it lightly!

Frances Bean Cobain took it upon herself and her Twerbose account (it allows you to post tweets longer than 140 character) to rip Aliana Lohan a new asshole.

We're not even sure what could have possibly sparked this 'open letter' to the younger Lohan, but it's awesome! And thankfully Frances is a hell of a lot easier to understand than her mom Courtney Love's ramblings.

Here's what she had to say:

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

Dayumm!!!

Wonder if Ali will have the balls to respond to this? And if not, we're sure Michael Lohan will have something to say.

Team Frances all the way!

[Image via Fame Pictures & WENN.]

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