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Heidi Montag spent her Halloween in Vegas with Spencer Pratt, who was dressed up as an alien.

Who did Heidi dress up as to impress clubgoers at Pure's Halloween Haunt?

Herself! LOLs.

Here's what Heidi had to say about her unorthodox costume:

"I'm Heidi Montag for Halloween. I designed my own dress."

Despite the fact that she dressed as Heidi for Halloween, she seems to have mixed feelings about the costume…or at least the body!

Here's what Heidi had to say when asked how she feels about her costume body:

"Um, ups and downs! I'm good. I'm just trying to focus on other things, not focus so much on my body."

What do U think of Heidi's costume? Clever? Lazy? Little bit of both?

[Image via WENN.]

Ugh. And where is her daughter to help?!

After her restaurant shut down after 21 years, Heidi Montag's mom, Darlene Egelhoff is now employed as a maid in Crested Butte, Colorado.

And she even gets recognized!

"That's very humbling for me and I very much appreciate that experience because I don’t ever want to get full of myself and think I’m too good to do anything," said Darlene.

Heidi will probably have to find out about this through the press considering she has not spoken to her mother in nine months.

Wonder if she'll reach out or if Spencer will have something to say about it?!

Sad.

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And once again, a psychotic, famewhoring publicity stunt true love prevails!

Thank goodness!

The Real Heidi Doll has officially called off her divorce from Spencer Twatt!

We don't even want to THINK about how these two morons are going to try and top this mess.

We know! How about you pull the ultimate publicity stunt and go away forever!

You'll get SO much press! It's brilliant! Now go and do it!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

It’s a classic trap that so many kids fall into nowadays: They leave home to try to find their way in the world, become reality TV stars, embarrass themselves in front of the entire nation, go broke, and move back home.

It happens to everybody!

Apparently, Heidi and Spencer are strapped for cash after blowing it all on renting ridiculous houses, buying cars, and using energy crystals.

"I've spent $500,000 on crystals this year,” said Spencer. “I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left. There's a whole science to this. I'm not crazy."

Um, yes you are.

Not only are they blowing their money on dumb things, but they have no steady income right now.

"The truth is that they are cash-strapped right now and their only real form of income these days is from set-up paparazzi photographs," says an insider. "But the U.S. magazines are not really that interested in them anymore and they are becoming increasingly difficult to deal with.”

He continued:

"Spencer thought the shaving off his beard stunt would make a lot of money but he kind of blew it by releasing footage of him shearing it on YouTube. Heidi believes that they should be getting paid a lot more money and she has become really demanding now too."

When Spencer was asked over the phone about his financial situation he got crazy:

"Broke? I've been wisely investing in a substantial and diverse portfolio of film projects like Tower 69: Beach Patrol and buried pirate treasure. True, I might've lost my pirate map, but my broker's working on that. If you find it make sure you send it back to me. It's got a curse on it!"

Psycho. Please go away forever, you two.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

If only we could hear the conversation Heidi and Spencer had while picking out what to wear for this obviously staged photo-shoot…

“Heidi, what should I wear?”
“Put on this ugly, over-sized white shirt.”
“What are you going to wear?”
“A giant towel. And Spencer, don’t forget to squint like an idiot in every picture.”
“Yes, dear.”

Sound about right?

It’s almost as though they’re trying to make us cringe. At least Spencer shaved his beard.

Bleh.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Is this supposed to be funny????

Watch at your own risk (above)!

Wait! These two were LYING?! NO way!

What do you mean it was all a publicity stunt?!

No shit! DUH!

Now that The Real Heidi Doll and Spencer Twatt have ended their bullshit divorce proceedings 'rekindled' their true and glorious love, new details about their obnoxious, famewhoring sham are surfacing - including that the morons have been sharing a Malibu rental home all summer - and they TRASHED it!

A source reveals:

"Heidi and Spencer made some very expensive upgrades to the house, without the owner’s permission. Wanting to keep prying eyes away, they planted 20 foot tall trees along the front of the house against the wall. They also took it upon themselves to change the pool from chlorine to salt water which was very, very expensive. Heidi and Spencer fired the gardener that the owner had in place when they moved in. They did so because they have four small dogs and they complained that the gardener was leaving the gate open and letting them out so they brought in their own gardener. The gardner they brought in didn't do as good a job as the previous one and the grounds are having to be brought back to how lush and beautiful they were prior to Heidi and Spencer moving in. They put down a much bigger security deposit because they have four dogs. The dogs peed on a $15,000 carpet and Heidi and Spencer threw it out without telling the owner. Spencer really loved the house but all of a sudden the owner was notified that they were moving to Costa Rica."

Is this actually shocking to anyone?

Anyone? Bueller?

We think the property owner should just be grateful that these two wastes of silicone and oxygen didn't stick around!

In fact, let's all pray that they've relocated to Costa Rica for good!

As long as they're not here terrorizing us with their insanity and bullshit!

Good riddance!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]