Left: Harry from Harry and the Hendersons. Right: The Hills actor Spencer Pratt.

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How many of you noticed this bullshit last night????

The Hills needs to whip their editors into shape!

The show again failed to cover up another 'scripted' reality moment.

In Monday's episode, Spencer is seen at Heidi's doorstep with black shoes on his feet, but…..

When he enters her apartment, the shoes magically turn to white.

Magic!!!!!!

Does MTV just not care anymore about covering up the sham?????

[Image via WENN.]

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“It’s jealousy, man. It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters.”

- Spencer Pratt on his success, tells the new issue of Rolling Stone

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The Hills whores Stephen Colleti and Lo Bosworth were being interviewed on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning when…

Spencer Pratt rang up and created some delicious dram!

He brought up the Lauren Conrad sex tape again and the shiz went down.

Click here to listen to it all!

P.S. Seacrest was being soooo Pervy with Lo!

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Parents-to-be Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson.

The Jonas Brothers!!!!!!!!!!

Comedic genius, Miz Tracey Ullman.

Speidi representin' Da Hills!.

The Soup's Joel McHale. Yum.

Actress and activist Rosario Dawson.

[Perez's super fabulous outfit courtesy of Diesel.]

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Saturday night at the White House Correspondent's Dinner was such an amazing night and a unique opportunity! Truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Thanks to everyone at Bloomberg for inviting Perez, and thanks to D.C. for welcoming us with open arms.

We had the best time ever!

We feel very passionate about this upcoming election and the nomination process. We've been writing about politics on our site for a while now, so it made sense and felt right that Perez was at the Correspondent's Dinner.

The big soiree was held at the Washington Hilton and before the actual dinner, we made it to the Bloomberg, Reuters, People/TIME and Newsweek pre-parties.

Thankfully, we just stuck to water all night long or we wouldn't have made it all the way through the evening. The people in D.C. sure know how to drink!

We ran into Ashlee & Pete at one of the pre-parties, and - no - we didn't see Simpson drinking any alcohol.

The dinner itself was so lovely, especially because we were seated next to the amazing amazing Tracey Ullman at the Bloomberg table we were at. We've mentioned her new Showtime series a few times and have been a huge fan of her work forever, so it was such a treat to get to meet her and break bread. She had even requested to be sat next to Perez!!!! So surreal!

Salman Rushdie came over to say hi too. WTF???? Ya!

Craig Ferguson was the host for the evening and we think he was funny from what we were able to make out. We could barely understand what he was saying, though - his accent was especially thick last night!

We don't want to give him too much credit, but….President Bush was actually sorta humorous. He's still a douche, but at least a douche with the ability to be funny (thanks to great writers that scripted all his witty remarks).

Tracey Ullman and her friend dragged us over to meet the evil genius that is Karl Rove. That is pure comedy!

Seated a table away from the former Puppetmaster was Katie Couric. When Miz Ullman went to introduce Perezzers to the lame duck CBS Evening News host, all that Katie did was wag her finger at P-Nasty and give him a smirk.

We wagged our finger back - better - and smirked back harder!

The Jonas Brothers are always just the nicest guys around, and we were lucky enough to spend several minutes chatting wit them.

The Jonai are big fans of Eric Hutchinson. How awesome is that?????

Kevin, Nick and Joe were definitely the biggest draw of the room, attracting hordes of girls coming up to ask for an autograph or pic.

We peeped Martha Stewart out of the corner of our eye taking pic of us as we were chatting with the Jonas Brothers. Maybe she'll put that up on her blog?

Despite all the "drama" that you may have read about, Spencer & Heidi made it to the Correspondent's Dinner after all! They told us they were guests of Fortune magazine, after MSNBC backed out on paying for their hotel and airfare.

Lauren Conrad was also an invited guest of Bloomberg's, but they kept her at a separate table from us. Sad.

After the dinner, we walked to the Bloomberg after-party at the Costa Rican Embassy, which was phenomenal. That party is on par with something you'd see at the Oscars. The budget to put it on, we were told, was way more than $1 million…and it showed!

Bloomberg completely converted the Embassy into their own super-swank party space, and it was just soooo rad. We got to meet Donatella Versace, whose lips don't look as huge in person as they do in pictures. Thankfully, they've deflated!

Pamela Anderson's boobs are just as big as ever, and we chatted with her for a hot second about her upcoming E! reality show, which she doesn't like calling a reality show.

We even got to chat with John McCain's daughter, who says she reads PerezHilton.com every day. She didn't seem to mind when we did THIS!

After the Bloomberg party, we headed over to the Newseum for the Capitol File bash.

We were able to chat politics with Rosario Dawson, who is very involved with Voto Latino. She's not publicly endorsing any one candidate - she's just urging people to get out and VOTE.

Do it!

Pete Wentz was DJing the Capitol File party and Lauren Conrad was there. As soon as Spencer and Heidi showed up and entered the VIP area she was at, though, L.C. practically ran away and left the party.

It may be Washington, but it's still Hollywood!

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We told you so!

Spencer Pratt proclaims on the Tyra Banks Show scheduled to air this coming Tuesday that, hand on heart, a Lauren Conrad sex tape does exist.

"I know for 100% fact it did exist – 1000%!," Spencer exclaims with vigor.

And, when Tyra asks if he had actually seen it he replies, "I would never watch that! I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test."

Well look at that! Spencer taking a play from the Perez book!

As PerezHilton.com was the first to report, there is a tape that L.C. made with then-boyfriend Jason Wahler. Us Weekly verified the tape's existence when the story first broke. They have since remained mum on it.

Heidi Montag, who was of course at Spencer's side on the Tyra show, chimes in, saying, "From what I have heard from confirmed sources… her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it." But when pressed by Tyra for details says, "I am really not allowed to elaborate."

We should have Lauren, Jason and Spencer ALL take lie detector tests!!!!!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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The New Yorker has written one of the best articles on The Hills eva!

Here are a few of the HIGHlights from their piece:

- "Most of the conversations start with one or another of the girls asking Lauren what she did the night before, and, constant as the questions are, they seem to be asked not out of curiosity but out of obligation, as if the girls were being paid to ask—as, indeed, they are."

- "As for Lauren, she is smart enough to get as much gold as she can out of “The Hills” before it’s too late, and has started a fashion line, for which she has received, naturally, an undue amount of press attention, even though the clothes are sub-Old Navy in design."

- "I have yet to hear any character on the show say something interesting or funny…or see anything that expands my sense of what it’s like to be a young person in Los Angeles."

- "But The Hills isn’t aiming to stimulate or inspire; I think people watch it mostly to figure out why they’re watching it. For younger viewers—who are the intended audience for the series—it may be a soothing fantasy about coming of age, and give them the sense that even after they leave their parents’ house they will still be the center of attention, the way these girls are.

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It's not a secret to media insiders that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are in bed with one particular photo agency.

The pair arrange with their pap friends to stage "exclusive" photo ops - the exclusivity makes the pics more valuable - and then the couple split the profits with the pag agency.

However, Speidi sank to a whole new low yesterday!

Pratt and Montag and their paparazzi photographer staged lots of photos in New York City on Wednesday. Lots and LOTS.

The gruesome twosome went to Central Park and brought along several changes of clothes so that they could stage lots of "exclusive" pics with their house photog and make it seem like they were there more than one day. Plus, different outfit changes increase the likelihood that different media outlets will buy different pics.

And, gross as it may be, we've bought one of them!

We'd buy more pics from the same day with Speidi wearing their different outfits, but we don't wanna be wastin' our money on them.

Spencer and Heidi are just as fake OFF camera as they are on The Hills.

At the end of the day, though, the real question remains: do U really care that they're fake????

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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