Well, now we have a new nightmare.
The Voice alum Meghan Linsey has chronicled her experience with a poisonous spider bite and it is terrifying!
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The singer was bitten by a brown recluse spider (don't Google it) back in February and it led to necrosis and basically left her with a hole in her face!
Meghan shared photos of the bite and healing process (and spider!) on her Instagram and wrote:
"I know I've been MIA on social media for a while, so I wanted to fill you all in on what's going on. These pics are hard to share, but I think it's important for me to be open with you guys. Everything isn't perfect all of the time. We all go through hard stuff. So, 9 days ago, on February 12, I woke up to a stinging sensation on my face. I looked and in my right hand was a dead spider. Somehow while I was sleeping, a spider had bit me and I had killed it. This scenario is literally on the top of my nightmare list."
*running around screaming*
Warning: Images below are GRAPHIC!
Check out her entire ordeal (below)!
DOUBLE OUCH!
Poor Jordan has been bitten on his penis by a spider not once, but twice THIS YEAR!
The poor guy, who isn't giving out his last name (presumably to not ruin his dating life), first had his weenie chomped by an eight-legged insect back in April, and now it happened again!
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And the 21-year-old told BBC that on Tuesday, he was bitten in "pretty much the same spot" by another spider!
Oof!
The Australia man recounted that he was just sitting on a portable toilet when it happened, saying:
Of all the traps in Home Alone, the one fans are most afraid to face is the spider to the face!
Daniel Stern, who famously played one of the "Wet Bandits" in the classic Christmas movie, has released a video on YouTube revealing that one of his co-stars on the film is back after 26 years!
Stern isn't talking about partner-in-crime Joe Pesci or kid nemesis Macaulay Culkin. Nope, it's the tarantula!
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That's right! Years after the infamous spider wreaked havoc on Marv's poor psyche, the character actor had to face another HUGE arachnid!
Ch-ch-check out the funny video of Daniel's "reunion" (below)!!!
In the spider world, it's eat out or be eaten!
Researchers from Slovenia discovered the Madagascan Darwin's bark spider performs oral sex up to 100 times when mating with a female!
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A new study noted that the species has a "rich sexual repertoire," which includes fun things like sexual cannibalism and genital mutilation — and performing extensive cunnilingus sessions!
While this might not seem like a big deal, scientists were quick to point out oral sex rarely occurs in the animal kingdom.
No wonder everything is so violent! Ha!
Aside from mammals like lemurs, lions, dolphins and bats — which are known to occasionally go down on
We're pretty sure you're supposed to see a doctor after four hours…
A 99-million-year-old arachnid called Halitherses grimaldii — a type of daddy longlegs — was discovered in amber in a tree in Burma with an erection that might just set the record for longest hard-on of all time.
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Interestingly enough, when this type of daddy longlegs matures into manhood, it grows its EXTRA long leg that is nearly half of its body length when erect! They should call it the Shaun Ross spider. LOLz!
If you need proof, you can check out pictures for yourself (below):
Seriously, WTF!
You may have seen the holiday horror film Krampus this holiday season, but did you know the film's monster is based on a classic Austrian Christmas tradition?
The evil Krampus is the other side of the holiday coin, exacting horrible vengeance on children that make Santa's naughty list!
And you thought a lump of coal was bad…
But the horned demon is far from the weirdest tradition the world has thought up for Yuletide!
CLICK HERE to view "7 Strangest Christmas Traditions Around The World!"
CLICK HERE to view "7 Strangest Christmas Traditions Around The World!"
CLICK HERE to view "7 Strangest Christmas Traditions Around The World!"
CLICK HERE to view "7 Strangest Christmas Traditions Around The World!"
CLICK HERE to view "7 Strangest Christmas Traditions Around The World!"
Now this is cool!
Tom Holland was chosen to be the next Spider-Man a few months ago, and ever since, he's been busy preparing himself for the role, which fans will be able to see in the installment's next film come July 2017!
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On Friday, the star shared some video showing exactly how hard he's been preparing for the role of a lifetime, and let's just say WOW!!!
Ch-ch-check out the moves on the new Spider-Man (below) with this video proving Holland might just have been the perfect choice for the part after all:
