In a sneak peek for an upcoming KUWTK episode, fans learn that Kourt's home has become overrun with tarantulas. Like, this is a LITERAL nightmare scenario.
Understandably, Kardashian and bff Larsa Pippen freak the FUCK out as they're surprised by an unwanted arachnid. Amid screams, Scott Disick's baby momma reveals that she's had "pest control" come "two times," to no avail. While on the phone with an exterminator, the mother of three is given distressing news — it's tarantula mating season. This is why her pest problem persists.
*Shudders* Ch-ch-check out the terrifying (yet also HIGHlarious) scene go down for yourself (above)!
The singer was bitten by a brown recluse spider (don't Google it) back in February and it led to necrosis and basically left her with a hole in her face!
Meghan shared photos of the bite and healing process (and spider!) on her Instagram and wrote:
"I know I've been MIA on social media for a while, so I wanted to fill you all in on what's going on. These pics are hard to share, but I think it's important for me to be open with you guys. Everything isn't perfect all of the time. We all go through hard stuff. So, 9 days ago, on February 12, I woke up to a stinging sensation on my face. I looked and in my right hand was a dead spider. Somehow while I was sleeping, a spider had bit me and I had killed it. This scenario is literally on the top of my nightmare list."
Poor Jordan has been bitten on his penis by a spider not once, but twice THIS YEAR!
The poor guy, who isn't giving out his last name (presumably to not ruin his dating life), first had his weenie chomped by an eight-legged insect back in April, and now it happened again!
Of all the traps in Home Alone, the one fans are most afraid to face is the spider to the face!
Daniel Stern, who famously played one of the "Wet Bandits" in the classic Christmas movie, has released a video on YouTube revealing that one of his co-stars on the film is back after 26 years!
Stern isn't talking about partner-in-crime Joe Pesci or kid nemesis Macaulay Culkin. Nope, it's the tarantula!
A new study noted that the species has a "rich sexual repertoire," which includes fun things like sexual cannibalism and genital mutilation — and performing extensive cunnilingus sessions!
While this might not seem like a big deal, scientists were quick to point out oral sex rarely occurs in the animal kingdom.
No wonder everything is so violent! Ha!
Aside from mammals like lemurs, lions, dolphins and bats — which are known to occasionally go down on
We're pretty sure you're supposed to see a doctor after four hours…
A 99-million-year-old arachnid called Halitherses grimaldii — a type of daddy longlegs — was discovered in amber in a tree in Burma with an erection that might just set the record for longest hard-on of all time.
Interestingly enough, when this type of daddy longlegs matures into manhood, it grows its EXTRA long leg that is nearly half of its body length when erect! They should call it the Shaun Ross spider. LOLz!
If you need proof, you can check out pictures for yourself (below):
You may have seen the holiday horror filmKrampus this holiday season, but did you know the film's monster is based on a classic Austrian Christmas tradition?
The evil Krampus is the other side of the holiday coin, exacting horrible vengeance on children that make Santa's naughty list!
And you thought a lump of coal was bad…
But the horned demon is far from the weirdest tradition the world has thought up for Yuletide!
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