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Kelloggs Dumps Phelps On Food Bank

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After dropping Michael Phelps's face from their cereal boxes (we can all enjoy breakfast safely now), Kelloggs has now dropped 2 tons of Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes boxes with the pot-smoking swimmer's mug on them at the San Francisco Food Bank.

A spokeswoman for the food bank says, "We do regularly see products with packages that are no longer desirable. Though Kellogg's and their star spokesman hit a patch of rough water, San Francisco's hungry just got thrown a life preserver."

Difficult to come by at a food bank, the cereal apparently flew off the shelves, and employees even stashed a couple of boxes to save as collector's items.

Although we're sure Phelps might have liked all that cereal for himself.

Munchies anyone?

[Image via WENN.]

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Bong-Gate Keeps On Rollin'

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Fishy Phelps took one toke too many for Kelloggs!

Even with the cancelling of Phelps' contract, Bong-Gate managed to drag the cereal hierarchs' reputation down from 9th place all the way to 83rd place, according to company reputation index Vanno.

Bong-Gate is having a more lasting effect on Kellogg's reputation than all that peanut butter dramz!!!

How is that even possible??

Fishy getting a little stoney baloney vs. people dying from peanut butter??

Which do U think is the lesser of two evils???

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Michael Phelps Dropped From Motivational Event

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Oops! BongWaterGate continues spilling runoff!

Remember that motivational conference that Michael Phelps was scheduled to speak at in Canada????

Well, those that signed up recently received an email informing them that "the decision has been made to present the program without Mr. [Michael] Phelps' participation."

Yeah, you guessed it, they didn't like his whole pot problem!

But, don't worry, while Fishy Phelps won't be present at the upcoming motivation event, you can still catch A-lister Martin Sheen!

Although who better to present a motivational speech than someone who can still win a bunch of gold medals despite being a giant pothead?

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Michael Phelps To Motivate Canada!

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We assume it'll probably cost you a pretty penny, but if you have some money to burn, Canadian peeps, you can get motivated by Olympic champ Michael Phelps!

On March 3rd, he's doing some motivational speaking session with Oprah's trainer, Bob Greene, in Calgary, and then on March 6th, a sesh in Vancouver with Opes' health expert, Dr. Mehmet Oz.

Wonder if pot plays a role in Phelps' motivational routine?

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Authorities Won't Arrest Michael Phelps for Bonggate

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Michael Phelps can once again venture into the state of South Carolina without the fear of arrest hanging over his head!

We mentioned last week that 8 people were arrested in connection to Bonggate and that the S.C. authorities were trying to build a case against the Olympic champ.

But on Monday, officials said they won't charge the gold medal winner in the wake of a marijuana pipe photo that surfaced last month.

Lucky break, Mikey!

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Michael Phelps Has A Very Important Message

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But it's only for his Chinese fans!

Check it out above.

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BREAKING! 8 Arrested in Phelps Bong-gate!

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The folks in Columbia, South Carolina - where the infamous Bong-Gate occurred at a college party - really need to sit down, take a hit, eat some nachos, and watch some infomericals until 4 in the morning.

Sheriff Leon Lott was taking heat for going solely after Fishy Phelps…or for even caring at all. So what did Lott do? He decided to go after the whole party.

Since investigators decided to expand the case to more than just Phelps, 8 arrests have been made: 7 for drug possession and 1 for distribution.

That would never happen in California!

Phelps, however, has not yet been charged.

Police have also confiscated the bong! Apparently the owner was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000. What an idiot! Phelps really needs to reconsider his group of friends!

When Governor Mark Sanford was asked whether Phelps should be prosecuted, he said, "I don't see what it gets at this point."

Neither do we!

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Pot Boy Phelps Saves Subway Deal

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A publicist for Subway has refuted claims that Michael Phelps has been dropped as a Subway spokeswhore.

"Like most Americans, and like Michael Phelps himself, we were disappointed in his behavior. Also like most Americans, we accept his apology. Moving forward, he remains in our plans," said the sandwich maker's mouth piece.

Lucky break, Mikey!

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