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Baby Squirrel Falls 75-Feet From Tree! But Don't Worry, He's Okay And His Cast Is Super Cute!

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Baby squirrel, super cute, fell so far from a tree it needed a cast! But it's healing and super cute at the same time!

Baby squirrels are so disgustingly cute we have trouble looking directly at them.

So when we hear a baby squirrel fell out of a tree and hurt himself, we get suuuuper upset! And When we hear a baby squirrel fell 75-feet and broke its leg, we have to cry for a few hours.

But never fear, the baby is fine and has his leg is

Woman Sued For $2 Million After Burning Down Her Apartment Because Her Boyfriend Set A Squirrel On Fire With A BLOWTORCH!

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A woman is being sued for over $2 million because her boyfriend tried to cook a squirrel and burnt down her whole apartment!! Oh noes!

First off, we want you to know that the squirrel was already dead when it was set on fire. We hope.

Barbara Pellow, a Michigan woman, is being sued for over $2 MILLION because her boyfriend accidentally burnt down her apartment.

That's NUTS! (Squirrels!)

Her boyfriend apparently caught a squirrel on her third-story deck, and decided to cook and

Someone Invented A Horse Head Squirrel Feeder And It's The Best Thing In The World

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Horse head squirrel feeder is the best thing in the whole world!

Squirrels are like little stuffed animals that are also super afraid of you.

But it's okay, we get it, most people are a**holes.

Though they are kinda ruining human-squirrel relations for us. We can't even get close enough to a squirrel to squeeze the cute juice out of it.

So we guess we'll have to settle watching them from afar.

Problem is, squirrels tend to eat, run in spirals up trees, and eat more. Kinda boring.

Thank goodness for the greatest invention mankind has ever dreamt up: the horse head squirrel feeder!!

That's right, it's a horse head, full of food, that a squirrel has to enter to get some snacks.

We force these little beasts to embarrass themselves for our pleasure and it's just wonderful.

He looks like he's about the break out into a squirrely Harlem Shake! Or maybe some mad scientist's experiment went horribly cute!

Either way, this gave us quite the chuckle.

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A Squirrel Tried To Hide Its Nuts In A Confused Dog's Fur!!!

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a squirrel tried to hide its nuts in a confused dogs fur

Wow!

We have no idea what just happened, but we do know that we love it!

A squirrel was inside somebody's home, and looking for a place to hide its nuts when it came across a furry spot that seemed perfect.

Unfortunately that "furry spot" belonged to a Bernese Mountain dog who looked very confused about the whole situation.

After securing the nuts there, the squirrel scampered off, and the dog's expression is absolutely priceless!!!

Check out this hilarious video… AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Lindsey Vonn Pits Tiger Woods Against A Squirrel! See Who Wins HERE!!!

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Okay, fine — SPOILER ALERT — everyone wins! When something is this cute, there are no losers!

Lindsey Vonn was supporting Tiger Woods at The Presidents Cup in Ohio on Thursday, and she made sure to keep him loose with Sammy the Squirrel!

While Woods was intently watching from his golf cart, Lindsey got the squirrel from another man’s pants and put it on Tiger’s shoulder.

Check out his very Woods-y reaction (above)!

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Yale's Squirrels Mysteriously Disappear! Possible Genocide!

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Yale's squirrels have mysteriously disappeared!!

There's a mystery at Yale!! Where have all the squirrels gone??

An unidentified Yale senior first brought the situation to the world's attention, writing:

"I'd like to remain anonymous, but I also want to let you know about something going on at Yale. It appears that the administration paid to have all the squirrels on campus killed over the summer.

There are no squirrels left at Yale.

As students have begun to realize the genocide that has taken place, they are rising up, enraged and disgusted. Numerous student publications are racing to uncover the scandal, but so far there has been no official statement. Continued fury and uprising is expected."

What's crazy is no one is confirming or denying the fact that squirrels have mysteriously disappeared!

Neither Yale's Facilities staff or New Haven's Parks Department were able to comment on whether or not a mass murder of squirrels was carried out.

We demand answers! Where are the squirrels!?!

[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

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A Squirrel In California Discovered To Have The Bubonic Plague!!!

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A squirrel with the Bubonic plague was found in California and three campgrounds, near when they found it, have been shut down!!

The camps are about fifty miles northeast from Los Angeles near a town called Wrightwood.

Back in Europe during the Middle Ages the bubonic plague was called the Black Death and killed millions of people during that time. This is the third time an animal has been discovered with the Bubonic plague in six years.