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Yale's Squirrels Mysteriously Disappear! Possible Genocide!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueScary!SquirrelCrazzzzySchool

Yale's squirrels have mysteriously disappeared!!

There's a mystery at Yale!! Where have all the squirrels gone??

An unidentified Yale senior first brought the situation to the world's attention, writing:

"I'd like to remain anonymous, but I also want to let you know about something going on at Yale. It appears that the administration paid to have all the squirrels on campus killed over the summer.

There are no squirrels left at Yale.

As students have begun to realize the genocide that has taken place, they are rising up, enraged and disgusted. Numerous student publications are racing to uncover the scandal, but so far there has been no official statement. Continued fury and uprising is expected."

What's crazy is no one is confirming or denying the fact that squirrels have mysteriously disappeared!

Neither Yale's Facilities staff or New Haven's Parks Department were able to comment on whether or not a mass murder of squirrels was carried out.

We demand answers! Where are the squirrels!?!

[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

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A Squirrel In California Discovered To Have The Bubonic Plague!!!

| Filed under: HealthScary!SquirrelCrazzzzy


A squirrel with the Bubonic plague was found in California and three campgrounds, near when they found it, have been shut down!!

The camps are about fifty miles northeast from Los Angeles near a town called Wrightwood.

Back in Europe during the Middle Ages the bubonic plague was called the Black Death and killed millions of people during that time. This is the third time an animal has been discovered with the Bubonic plague in six years.

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Crazy Squirrel Lady Is Totally Nuts!

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Squirrel obsession

TLC has some of the best/cringe-inducing shows.

One of those is called My Crazy Obsession and a recent episode featured Kelly Foxton.

Kelly is a big animal lover and photographer.

So she combined her love of miniature consume and set design, her love of photography and her extreme love of her pet squirrel Sugar Bush into a crazy hobby.

She dresses up her squirrel in different elaborate outfits and takes pictures of him.

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Squirrel Shows His OMG Face In Africa!

| Filed under: Silly!Cuteness!SquirrelWildlife

We didn't even know squirrels lived in the Serengeti! LOLz!

Africa is a land FILLED to the brim with majestic wildlife…whether it's cheetahs, leopard, gazelles, lions, baboons…you get the point.

But OMG squirrels!?!?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!!?!

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Squirrel Rescued From Pond…By THREE FIRE TRUCKS?!

| Filed under: Silly!RescueSquirrelCrazzzzy


In Britain…they take squirrel rescue QUITE seriously! LOLz!

A local 999 call in Watford sent three firefighter crews to a pond where they THOUGHT a person had fallen inside.

It turned out to be a helpless squirrel….which is still important, people!

The crew used two ladders to save the poor critter, but they willingly admit the THREE firetrucks wasn't a good look.

Normally, three firefighter crews respond to a HUMAN life-saving scenario and council members are discussing if that is necessary.

For realzies…that must have been one pretty important squirrel!

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Firefighters Rescue Squirrel Stuck In Manhole Cover In Germany

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSilly!RescueSquirrelCrazzzzy


Silly squirrel…how'd you get stuck in there!!!

A squirrel had one nutty afternoon when he got stuck in a manhole cover while burying his treasures.

Munich firefighters came to the rescue of the little one and with the help of vets, he was free.

A spokesperson says the following:

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Soldier Rescues Sick Squirrel And They Become Bestest Buds!

| Filed under: InspirationHealthCuteness!AwwwwwSquirrelWildlife

All's fair in love and war!

A Belarus solider found a sick squirrel under a tree, barely alive and helpless.

So, the good warrior took him back to base and nursed the little one back to full strength.

This was TWO YEARS AGO!!! Now, the two are inseparable, becoming super besties!

So CUTEz!!!

Check out the video (above) to learn more about the two close and unlikely friends!

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