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Lindsey Vonn Pits Tiger Woods Against A Squirrel! See Who Wins HERE!!!

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Okay, fine — SPOILER ALERT — everyone wins! When something is this cute, there are no losers!

Lindsey Vonn was supporting Tiger Woods at The Presidents Cup in Ohio on Thursday, and she made sure to keep him loose with Sammy the Squirrel!

While Woods was intently watching from his golf cart, Lindsey got the squirrel from another man’s pants and put it on Tiger’s shoulder.

Check out his very Woods-y reaction (above)!

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Yale's Squirrels Mysteriously Disappear! Possible Genocide!

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Yale's squirrels have mysteriously disappeared!!

There's a mystery at Yale!! Where have all the squirrels gone??

An unidentified Yale senior first brought the situation to the world's attention, writing:

"I'd like to remain anonymous, but I also want to let you know about something going on at Yale. It appears that the administration paid to have all the squirrels on campus killed over the summer.

There are no squirrels left at Yale.

As students have begun to realize the genocide that has taken place, they are rising up, enraged and disgusted. Numerous student publications are racing to uncover the scandal, but so far there has been no official statement. Continued fury and uprising is expected."

What's crazy is no one is confirming or denying the fact that squirrels have mysteriously disappeared!

Neither Yale's Facilities staff or New Haven's Parks Department were able to comment on whether or not a mass murder of squirrels was carried out.

We demand answers! Where are the squirrels!?!

[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

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A Squirrel In California Discovered To Have The Bubonic Plague!!!

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A squirrel with the Bubonic plague was found in California and three campgrounds, near when they found it, have been shut down!!

The camps are about fifty miles northeast from Los Angeles near a town called Wrightwood.

Back in Europe during the Middle Ages the bubonic plague was called the Black Death and killed millions of people during that time. This is the third time an animal has been discovered with the Bubonic plague in six years.

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Crazy Squirrel Lady Is Totally Nuts!

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TLC has some of the best/cringe-inducing shows.

One of those is called My Crazy Obsession and a recent episode featured Kelly Foxton.

Kelly is a big animal lover and photographer.

So she combined her love of miniature consume and set design, her love of photography and her extreme love of her pet squirrel Sugar Bush into a crazy hobby.

She dresses up her squirrel in different elaborate outfits and takes pictures of him.

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Squirrel Shows His OMG Face In Africa!

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We didn't even know squirrels lived in the Serengeti! LOLz!

Africa is a land FILLED to the brim with majestic wildlife…whether it's cheetahs, leopard, gazelles, lions, baboons…you get the point.

But OMG squirrels!?!?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!!?!

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