You guys have heard about this ridiculous politician named Workman who is trying to have "dwarf-tossing" make a comeback by having the legal ban repealed, right? Well, Stephen is right there with him and defends the Florida state legislator's proposal whole-heartedly. Last night on The Colbert Report, he showed just how much.
Check out this video (above) to hear how Stephen supports Workman's ideology, with a few helpful facts and graphs.
Former SNL star Victoria Jackson is a member of the Tea Party.
Occupy Wall Street is obviously going to be a little confusing to her. So she takes her camcorder and goes to ask some questions.
While her curiosities are ridiculous silly but unfortunately real (no Stephen Colbert work here), she gets some real, concise, intelligent answers from the protestors.
And what happens is HIGHlarious, brilliant, and informative!
We really recommend this to everyone! You won't regret it!!!
Last night, on Jimmy Fallon Live, the talk show host revealed that his six month best friendship with Stephen Colbert had expired, and in honor of this overwhelming tragedy, the two did what they do best, and took to the stage to perform a very passionate, moving version of the classic Somewhere Out There!
Ch-ch-check out the amazingness (above)!
It's almost too much for our heart to handle!
You can truly feel the desperate longing between the two!
Don't worry, boys! If it's meant to be, you will find your way back to each other!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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