Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
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What do you do when your football team loses a big game?
Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…
Gentlemen… start your boners!
That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.
During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!
After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.
While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!
Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.
Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!
Check out the statsurbates (below)!
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In this new retaliatory ad, Missy Piggy responds to being left out of the big Super Bowl ad with Terry Crews. You do NOT mess with this pig, Toyota!
Maybe this was a game time decision by Kermit to leave her on the bench…who knows? Maybe Terry and Piggy have a romantic past?
While you ponder human-pig relations, ch-ch-check out this diva throwing shade (above)!!!
How scary and fab at the same time!
Jaden Smith is most definitely a risk taker, but this is a BIGGIE!
Ahhh! The DANGER!
Luckily, there was an instructor strapped to Jaden’s backside so all he had to do was enjoy the fall and try not to lose his lunch! Ha!
It’s definitely a risky thing, especially considering people legally need to be 16-years-old!
[Image via Jaden Smith/Twitter.]
Drippin' wet and not with sweat!
Flashing that smile during a playful swim sounds infinitely better than that abysmal game last night!
Oh, and guess what — she tweeted THIS PIC (below) of her incredible body too, while being hugged from behind by her boo Eddie Cibrian. We know the sunset is romantic and all, but get a room you too!
Okay, forget it, we're ready for more.
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Anyone who suffered through the blowout that was Super Bowl XLVIII knows there wasn't really too much to get excited about!
Luckily, for those of us who found the game to be a total snoozer, the commercials more than lived up to the always high expectations!
But the real question is, what were the best Super Bowl commercials?? Well here's out list of our top 5 ads of the evening, starting with one that will definitely tug at your heart strings:
Sore loser much?
But luckily the quarterback had his four-year-old son Benjamin there to cheer him up, as they meandered around Beverly Hills on Sunday.
And at least it was MUCH warmer than it was in New Jersey!
Even though Sunday could have been a sadish day for him, Mr. Brady was all smiles with his little guy.
Football is fantastic, but it's not more important than family!
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That being said, there were still a few gems that slipped through — and one of them is Honda's ad starring Bruce Willis!
We can imaging people were sitting around silent, wondering what the hell was going on on with this ad, because the reveal is super slow… and it's that waiting that kills us!
Fred Armisen is one lucky man! LOLz!
Watch it (above)!