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Shaquille O'Neal's LinkedIn Profile Is The Most HIGHlariously Awesome Thing You'll See On The Internet Today
Shaq has been making nets work for decades on the basketball court, but now he's literally networking!
The rapper, TV host, Kazaam star, and soon-to-be NBA Hall Of Famer has his colossal hands in a lot of different cookie jars, but you wouldn'nt know it by glancing at his low rent LinkedIn profile!
First, bahahahah, Shaquille O'Neal has a LinkedIn profile? Yup, sources confirm that it's actually his! AMAZEBALLZ!!
Second, holy ravioli, it's sparse!
Ch-ch-check it out for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Netflix Is Hiking Up Their Prices But Before You Lead A Revolt There Is An Upside To All This! Read About The Silver Lining HERE!
When it was announced that Netflix would be raising their prices up above their AH-Mazing $7.99 a month, the internet prematurely started getting really pissed off.
However, before you start canceling your subscription and start trying to figure out other ways to survive a family vacation, you need to know two things.
One, if you're already a member, the implement payment hike would not go effect into "for a generous time period" even after new users start paying the higher rate, according to CEO Reed Hastings and CFO David Wells.
Two, the reason Netflix wants more money is, surprise, they want to do more with it! This is what Reed had to say:
"[O]ver the last couple of years we’ve been improving the content selection on Netflix and broadening it…[W]e have to eventually increase prices a little bit."
If we can trust Netflix to deliver us with great shows such as House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, and the return of Arrested Development, maybe we can pay "a one- or two-dollar increase, depending on the country, later this quarter” for more AH-Mazing content.
Overall, we should be getting excited to pay a little extra, especially if it means more incredible shows coming our way!
There's Finally A Way To Filter Out Internet Spoilers! Learn How Silencer Will Make Your Life Ten Times More Awesome HERE!
SPOILER ALERT: This news will change your life for the better!!!
A glorious new add-on for Chrome has been unveiled and it's called Silencer!
We know what you're thinking, but, thankfully, Silencer is NOT something you attach to the end of your browser in order to silently shoot people! That would be mean and techinically problematic!
Sexting Is A LIE! A Fabulously Freaky Fiction! You Need To See This Proof That 48% Of Sexters Are Full Of Sh*t!
Blow out the candles, put down the lube, disengage the nipple clamps, and STEP AWAY FROM THE SMARTPHONE because nothing is as you thought it was!!!
Santa is a lie! Most kids don't even have a chimney! The Wizard of Oz? A lie! Dorothy was dreaming the whole time!
And sexting? Well, turns out that's a lie, too!!!
the School for Shattering Wonderful Myths Indiana University-Purdue University conducted a recent study and sexting apparently isn't all that it pretends to be!
According to the data they collected, 48% of sexters are so full of crap that they could get a job in fertilizer sales! The study polled 155 students and, of those who admit to sexting, a whopping two-thirds admitted that they lied while doing it!
Most say they lied during sexting to satiate their partner, but weren't nearly as interested as they let on!
Ugh! Seriously?! That's enough to make our digital dong shrivel!
The study's author, Michelle Drouin, explained why SMS communication is a medium ripe for manipulation. She said:
The price of the new and upcoming iPhone 6 may be higher than the 5S, but getting to brag to all your friends about how AH-Mazing the phone is? Priceless.
According to Jefferies analyst Peter Misek, Apple may set the launch price of the iPhone 6 $100 more than the launch price of the 5S! We guess the Apple doesn't fall far from the money tree!
But don't worry! Before you weep, and try to console yourself by talking to Siri for hours on end, know this: things won't be that bad for us Apple lovers!
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When it comes to TheFineBros and their "[Whoever] React" videos, the kids ALWAYS have our favorite reactions.
So what happens when these kids are given an old Walkman? They are flabbergasted. They have no idea what it is.
Ever since 3-D printers hit the market, everyone has been trying to print all sorts of crazy things!
Doctors are now trying to 3-D print a human heart! That's nuts!
It's not the craziest thing ever since scientists have already 3-D printed veins, heart valves and even a freakin'