Make sure to put your earplugs in while watching Idol Gives Back.

Teri Hatcher is set to perform!

The desperate Desperate Housewives star will be warbling some "pitchy" notes with The Band From TV.

Unfortunately, this is not the first time she's performed with them.

Quit it!

Don't make it a habit!

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Desperate Housewives is seeking to spice things up with some new characters. Thankfully they aren't bringing back that gardner douche!

TVGuide, is reporting that The O.C. alum Chris Carmack has signed on for a potential recurring role with the ladies.

Chris, a former Abercrombie and Fitch model, is set to play Susan Mayer's (Teri Hatcher's) cousin, named Tim. He's apparently in Wisteria Lane to help Susan and Mike (James Denton) with their taxes.

He better be shirtless and causing trouble all the time, or it would be such a waste of Carmack's hunkiness!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Well, she's not doing much these days!

She wasn't the special guest, but Terry Hatcher showed up at the Vienna operal ball in Austria on Thursday.

The Desperate Housewives actress, not filming currently because of the writers' strike, loves a good photo op.

Remember her trying to upstage Eva Longoria at her wedding?

And the whole Ryan Seacrest fiasco!

Hatcher is desperate…for publicity.

Is she looking a bit fat lately????? Ha!

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Teri Snatcher is firing back at the skincare company that is suing her ass.

The desperate Desperate Housewives star released the following statement through her lawyers:

"The allegations of this lawsuit are totally false and completely without merit. Despite having to deal with a frustrating series of changes in the ownership and management of Hydroderm over the last several years, Teri Hatcher has more than fully complied with all of her contractual obligations over the course of the relationship.

Clearly, Hydroderm has embarked on this unjustified and public assault on Teri Hatcher's name, reputation and celebrity in a transparent effort to distract from its own failure to live up to its end of the agreement. Ms. Hatcher will respond swiftly and decisively by appropriate legal means to recover everything she is owed under her contract, as well as compensatory and punitive damages for Hydroderm's outrageous accusations; however, she will not litigate this matter in the press, as Hydroderm apparently seeks to do."

He said. She said.

We're inclined to believe Hydroderm!

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Teri Hatcher has been slapped with a lawsuit by a beauty company - and it's not from the makers of Botox!

The Desperate Housewives star was sued in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday by Hydroderm skincare, which claims that they paid her $2.4 million to be a paid spokewshore but that she promoted other beauty products in violation of their contract.

Dumb dumb!

"Hatcher's name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors' products (at least 17!) that it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful," read the court papers.

Hydroderm calls Hatcher's behavior "willful, oppressive, fraudulent and malicious." Some of her co-stars say the same thing about her!

In addition to the $2.4 million they say Teri was paid, the company is seeking unspecified damages, plus attorneys fees and costs.

Why would anyone want Snatcher to endorse their beauty products in the first place?

They should lose for being stoopid enough to ask her!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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What happened to her face???? Teri Snatcher hits up the Enchanted premiere in Hollywood this past weekend. Cuz she was bored.

While production is suspended on Desperate Housewives as a result of the writers' strike, Teri Hatcher should use her time off to _______.

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What is more vomit-inducing: Teri Snatcher as a character from Alice in Wonderland or Crisco Adler as a Greek Viking?????

Tough call!

P.S. Our Halloween outfit is AMAZING. It's topical, clever and NO ONE has worn it yet at any of the costume parties we've been to yet.

Can't wait to rock it!

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Not content to horrify with just her acting 'abilities' - Teri Snatcher wants to grace the word with her wonderful singing abilities.

The Desperate Housewives star joined the Band From TV onstage at their show during the TV Guide Emmy after-party on Sunday night.

She sure looks hot while singing!

Don't you just wanna pick a booger from her nose? Or maybe shove a Botox needle into her pretty lil' furrowed forehead!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Snatcher showed up!

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker boarded a yacht in Paris on Thursday night, with guests such as Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher.

We're surprised she even got an invite.

The couple are having a small civil ceremony today and their big over-the-top wedding in a castle tomorrow.

[Images via Pacific Coast News.]

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