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Jon Gosselin's leadership coach Dr. Sylvia Lafair says that he is "devastated" his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman accused him of extorting his ex-wife Kate Gosselin for hundreds of thousands of dollars!

Dr. Lafair says:

“Jon has moved on and he hasn’t spoken with Hailey in well over a year. Claims with CPS were never filed, and there is no CPS in PA, it’s called Children and Youth Services. Jon is very saddened and frustrated because he is working in the best interests of his children. These are incendiary statements made by someone who Jon had a brief relationship with a long time ago.”

And now Jon is up to his old tricks again and he wants his kids OFF Kate's new shows on TLC Kate Plus 8 and Twist of Kate!

Dr. Lafair adds:

“Jon wants his children to have a camera-free and undocumented life. He wants his kids to live and have the kind of normalcy that kids need. He doesn’t want his kids to come to him when they are teens or adults and say he didn’t try to protect their privacy.

"This is one of the things he wants to do. He wants to protect his children and he is in the process of trying to figure out how to do that, but that’s all I can tell you right now.”

BARF!

Give it up, Jon!

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After Hailey Glassman accussed Jon Gosselin of extorting money from his ex-wife Kate, the father of the year took to his Twitter to deny the claims.

Jon Tweeted:

“Radaronline has been duped again by Hailey Glassman, who is apparently without a job and desperate for money

This article contains so many lies, they are too numerous to count. It is completely false and without any merit.”

But Hailey has proof! She kept his notes that reminding him of points while having the illegal conversation with Kate.

“Look, the documents and the evidence speak for itself,” added Hailey. "I'm waiting for JON to get a job so I can sue him for the money he owes me. HELLO!"

The notes refer to himself in the third person.

"Jon giving Kate ultimatums. He privately extorts Kate. If you don't do what I want, I'll do this.." read the documents.

Sick.

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These people are like herpes. You think you've gotten rid of them, but then you realize that can never be just as they flare up!

Effing Homewrecking Hailey Glassman has come to the conclusion that her life is never going to be any better than it was when she was with Jon Gosselin, since it is the only time anyone gave a damn about her. It is pretty sad realization. Coming to this understanding, Hailey has decided to dig into her secret stash of dirty tidbits on her ex so the media will pay attention to her again.

Regardless of her intentions, what she brings to the table is pretty damning to Jon. According to Hailey and the documents she can provide, Jon relentlessly try to privately extort money out of his ex, Kate Gosselin. In one for instance, he used their children as a threat to have Kate pay up.

Hailey recalls one evening spent at his home where Jon began writing down what he wanted to say to Kate. His plan was to force Kate to pay him some $$$ by threatening to go to Child Protective Services, claiming Kate hurt daughter Maddy's arm by yanking on it. Hailey explains:

"Kate started screaming and Jon just started laughing. He just laughed at her. Later when he got off the phone I asked him, 'What are you doing? Why are you doing this? This is the mother of your eight children!' And he told me, 'Oh, you don't know what I went through with her, what I had to deal with.'"

What an effing lowlife! She is taking care of your kids, feeding them, housing them and discipling them, and he has the nerve to go after her like this!

What's worse as he did this MUTIPLE times, according to Hailey. She explains:

"There were so many times I witnessed it. That's how he works. We would literally be in bed and Jon would call Kate, or Kate would call Jon to talk about custody and he would put her on speaker phone. She didn't know I was there. He'd say, 'I'm going to go public with the way you treat the kids, I'm going to call CPS and the news and tell them everything unless you give me what I want. Jon would do sneaky things like that and then play the victim card. That's what he always did. It was all an act. The man has no boundaries for doing what he needs to do to get what he wants."

Nor do you, it seems, though we are inclined to hate on Jon a bit more considering how big of a pile of SCUM he is!

Hailey also says that these notes that Jon wrote while talking to Kate are all on file at Jon's NYC apartment, but she has a few of her own for, let's say, sentimental reasons.

Looks like she learned a thing or two from Jon. Disgusting!

But as usual, Kate has the last laugh. Where the hell were these two losers on Emmy night?!

Oh BTW, Hailey - if you keep this shit up and are looking for a new boyfriend, we know a guy who is recently single and lives to fame whore. Shoot us a message and we'll give you Spencer Pratt's number!

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We hope this doesn't encourage some insane breeding trend for families hoping to snag a reality show!

TLC premiered their new "family with multiples" show Quints By Surprise last week and while the kids are cute and all, it's the same damn premise as Jon and Kate Plus 8.

The show revolves around Texas couple Casey and Ethan Jones and their 6-year-old daughter and toddler quints.

These two DO know they're probably going to get divorced now right?

Best of luck!

Say what you want about her, but Kate Gosselin has done pretty well for herself, all things considered. You didn't see too many other tabloid, reality stars in the audience last night, did ya?! (We're talking to you, Jon Gosselin! Ha!)

After was all said and done, Kate expressed to the press how much fun she had working on the opening skit with the likes of Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey and how she hopes that perhaps there will be more opportunities like that in the future. She told sources:

“Doing that little part in the skit was so amazing for me, being around so many wonderful actors. I so want to give it a try! I think it is so fun to be somebody else, to get out of me and be somebody else.”

Um, we think you had your moment, Kate. Let's stick with what you know and not push it. Besides, you were still only playing yourself in that skit. A version of yourself, we will give you, but still, you were just Kate.

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Well thank goodness!

What, did he think people would actually take him seriously?

Despite reports stating otherwise, Jon Gosselin has denied via Twitter that he was planning to write a book on parenting called A Slice Of Life: Jon Gosselin's Story!

He reveals:

Just to clear the air, I am not writing a parenting book. I am not at liberty to discuss what my book is about yet.

Good to hear!

It's probably best that you stick to writing about what you know - like being a free loading, micro-peened stoner douchebag!

LOLs!

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Pretty much.

Although Kate Plus 8 is still on TLC's lineup, the family is getting some company.

The network ordered eight episodes of Sextuplets Take New York, which follows Victor and Digna Carpio and their sextuplets.

The family, who are being touted as America's first Latino sextuplets, have four boys and two girls who are all 22 months. They even have a 9-year-old son and live in Queens.

Poor little 9-year-old. He's probably helping with the over 50 diaper changes a day.

"We fell in love with them," said Nancy Daniels, senior vp production and development. "All of our shows look at interesting families and interesting live. They're struggling with taking care of a lot of small children who are all the same age and overrunning their house."

Hope their dad doesn't end up being a crazy-ass douchebag.

Lots of luck, kiddies.

You know, we're in a recession. Folks just got to cut back.

Unless you're Charlie Sheen, in which case you can wipe your ass with money and still be able to pay the cable bill.

A list of the highest earning players on T.V. was released today and as you can imagine, most of these people make more in an hour of television than some people do in a year!

For instance, did you know that Mr. Sheen makes $1.25 million per episode of Two and A Half Men? Doesn't that make you just want to cut him on Christmas morning?

Did you know that Kate Gosselin makes $250,000 per episode of Kate Plus Eight. You can argue that sextuplets can't feed themselves, but in this case, we think your wrong. If she is making that kind of bank, imagine what the kids are getting?

Did you know that if you add together what Ellen DeGeneres, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel and Judge Judy make in a year that still isn't half of what Oprah Winfrey takes home?

How much exactly does she make? Brace yourself - $315 million a year!

That is INSANITY!

There are tons more actors who make tons more money, but we think we'll spare you the rest. You probably feel poor enough!

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Just about the time your mom has finished doing all the shopping for Thanksgiving, the whole family can settle down to watch some real American-style T.V. with Sarah Palin's Alaska!

This morning at the Discovery TCA presentation, it was announced by the TLC president that Sexy Sarah's new show would be premiereing on November 14th.

Mark your Igloos of the North calendars.

It was also confirmed that TLC queen, Kate Gosselin, would be appearing in one of the show's episodes. Kate recently visited the great state of Alaska and it's most famous flute player. The episode will feature footage of a fishing trip the two families took as well as a hike through the glaciers.

Perhaps Sarah took some time out to show Kate how to shoot a moose! She sure could have used that kind of skill back when she was married to one! Hah, we kid.

Will U be tuning in???

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