Clean up on aisle Jon Gosselin!
While on Couple's Therapy with his girlfriend Liz, Jon whipped out his Plus 8, if you know what we mean, for an intense battle with his cyclops!
While he was caught by Liz beating off on camera, at least he was not caught beating off on a camera.
Although he denied masturbating, we think it's pretty obvious that he was trying to make the one-eyed man cry! Come on (ew)!
Meanwhile, his girlfriend Liz was not happy with his stroke under par!
Hey, to paraphrase Woody Allen, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
Ch-ch-check out Jon fondling his john (above)!!!
Come and get your popcorn!
Because this is starting to get inneresting!!!
Yesterday, we reported about Kate Gosselin's multi-million dollar lawsuit being filed against her ex-husband Jon Gosselin. She claims he hacked into her computer and stole her identity in order to get info for a tell-all book about the mother of 8!
But we're hearing EXCLUSIVELY that Kate's case is all smoke and mirrors because she just doesn't want to see the book hit store shelves again!
Uh-oh. What doesn't she want us to know???
Kate's now being accused of filing a
OMG! These are some SERIOUS allegations that Kate Gosselin is making!
The famous mommy of 8 claims her ex-husband Jon Gosselin hacked into her computer and used what he found to publish a tell-all book about her!
Now Kate has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against him accusing Jon of wiretapping, computer hacking, identity theft and invasion of privacy!
Jon allegedly conspired with Robert Hoffman, the author of Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled The World, to illegally
Sorry we're not sorry Kate Gosselin!
Paula Deen must be exhaling a small sigh of relief, as she is no longer in the "I'm-a-racist" spotlight alone.
Nope, Kate Gosselin is there to keep her company! Ch-ch-check out the image above of Kate wearing what looks like to be a plastic
Elivs wig Geisha headpiece and pulling back the skin around her eyes! The photo was released online Sunday through a newly created Twitter account, which has thus far only produced this sole, and soul crushing, tweet.
Kate, what kind of message does this send to your kids, who are half Korean (in case you forgot)? It looks like Kate has a lot of explaining to do, not just to them, but to all of us. Which by the way, she hasn't done yet.
The photo went up Sunday, and Kate has remained completely quiet
Someway, somehow…the truth always comes out!
CouponCabin CEO Scott Kluth did not say exactly why he decided to fire Kate Gosselin from her guest blogging job, but now someone else is.
In a public letter addressing the matter, Kluth cited "a series of recent events" and a lack of "authenticity" in her contributions to the site.
It turns out that was all just code for negative publicity and bad ideas on her part.
A source has come forward to clear up the situation
Regardless of whether or not the various claims of child - and animal - abuse made against Kate Gosselin are true, one very important person seems to believe them: her EMPLOYER!
The reality starlet has been blogging budgeting tips for the website CouponCabin since Kate Plus 8 went off the air in 2011, and now, the company's CEO has made a letter public in which he reveals she has been DIMISSED!
Scott Kluth writes: