It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
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The original dark knight (rider) turned 60 on Tuesday!
Yep.. David Hasselhoff has been keeping it
real real awesome for six decades!
His reward? A wax replica of his legendary likeness at Vienna's Madame Tussaud's!!
Now every Austrian boy and girl can hassle the Hoff as often as they want!!
The Hoff's wax doppelgänger was a long time in the making. We all remember when Sensei Miyagi began the rumors in 1984's The Karate Kid when he famously said, "Wax on, wax HOFF!"
LOLz!! Happy Birthday, David!
It's been our pleasure
baywatching you for all these years!!
[Image via Facebook.]
When you're going through a tough break up, there is only one man to turn to and that man is…David Hasselhoff?
That's who the lead singer of Train turns to, anyway.
The band's music video (above) for the catchy single 50 Ways to Say Goobye features the former Baywatch star consoling Patrick Monahan after his heart is broken by actress Taryn Manning.
It's a fun video for a fun song, so definitely check it out and let us know if U dig the song!
David Hasselhoff is the star of this weekend's most ridiculous sequel, Piranha 3DD. Naturally, after headlining the campy horror film, he's ready for his chance at an Oscar by starring in the mother of all remakes.
The 59-year-old told sources that he's hoping he'll be cast in an updated version of Gone With The Wind! While talking about how disappointed his manager was in him for choosing the bloody sequel, he explained:
This trailer is definitely NSFW!
As the summer months inch closer to us, everyone is thinking about the same things:
Bikinis, party poppin' … and PIRANHAS?!?!
Check out the naughty red band trailer for the gruesome Piranha 3DD. As with the first flick, this one promises to bring the gore (and nudity) straight to your seat in 3D(D)!
Thoughts? Are U excited for another round of Piranhas?!
The Hoff is nothing but positive after NOT being asked back to judge another season of Britain’s Got Talent.
According to the Knight Rider, he was too sensitive a soul to give negative feedback when necessary:
If you are one of David Hasselhoff's 369,946 followers on Twitter, than you've no doubt seen the numerous pictures of The Hoff down on bended knee, seemingly proposing to his girlfriend Hayley Roberts.
Everyone assumed that this was his public way of announcing the pair were getting hitched, but when asked for an official statement about the nuptials, The Hoff acted like he didn't know what everyone was going on about!
The Hoff will now have a Mrs. The Hoff!
The Baywatcher and his new fianceé,