Archive for the 'The Hoff' Category

And he's taking his confusion out on Twitter.

We were all set to send our condolences to David Hasselhoff's broken heart this morning, as he had tweeted that his 6 month relationship with his girlfriend Hayley Roberts was over. In fact, he said that the young thing actually dumped HIM. Burn!

But then, no sooner did he mention that he had been dumped did he delete the tweet and told the world that everything between he and Hayley was fine and that they're "doing great." He even repeatedly posted the sentence:

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Another blow to the egos of William Shatner, Donald Trump and David Hasselhoff.

Last night,

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Sorry to break the news to you, Hoff. You've been fired from your job on Britain's Got Talent.

After a dramatic drop in the ratings, the actor has been axed from the show because he "lacked sparkle" with the other judges, Michael McIntyre and Amanda Holden.

An insider says:

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Damn, gurl! You know how to do it right!

Kim Kardashian is set to rake in $17.9 million for her wedding with Kris Humpries.

She's expected to pull in anywhere between $12 million to $15 million for her E! special Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, which will air in October.

And between selling her exclusive wedding pics to People magazine, bridal shower pics to OK! mag and her exclusive bachelorette party at Tao Las Vegas, Kim could literally retire for life!!

And not only that, her wedding was practically paid for so she and Kris will be able to pocket almost all of that money.

Here's a breakdown of what they got:

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Way to bounce back, Mr. Hasselhoff!

Back in May, we learned that David Hasselhoff was getting fired from Britain's Got Talent.

At the time, we were wondering what he might do next, and now we know…he's going to join FX's Sons of Anarchy this October as a "well-endowed former porn star" named Dondo!

In the show, The Hoff's character produces "girl-on-girl skin flicks" for a living. Ha!

Congrats on the new gig, David AND congrats again on your role in Piranha 3DD!

What did we do to get so lucky to have SO MUCH HOFF in our lives??? LOLz!

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After just two weeks?! Whomp, whomp!

David Hasselhoff needs to start thinking about Plan B as it seems Simon Cowell is in the process of firing him from Britain's Got Talent.

Originally, it was Simon's wish to have The Hoff brought across the pond to the franchise after he was so popular as a judge on America’s Got Talent. However, the Baywatch star is having more than a bit of difficulty with the contestant's accents and the ratings have plummeted ever since he started.

As you can imagine, Simon is not amused. According to reports out of London, he's already planning to replace David at the end of his first season.

Easy come, easy go. Well, time to move onto the next thing! You could do Dancing With The…oh wait, you did that. You could have your own reality sh…oh yeah, you did that too?

Hmm…New album???

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Could this be the next SuBo??

Britain's Got Talent singer Edward Reid wowed the audiences and judges this weekend when he performed a medley of nursery rhymes during his audition.

He belted out such classics as Old MacDonald and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Ha!

After his audition was over, judge Michael McIntyre told him, "I can definitely see you getting booked for Elton John's child's first birthday party," with David Hasselhoff adding, "Thank God for you!"

We too are impressed with his audition!

Ch-ch-check out his performance (above) and tell us what U think!

Inneresting.

In the latest bizarre celeb romance news, international superstar David Hasselhoff has been wooing an international girlfriend for the last 3 months who is a part-time model and full time factory worker!

The Hoff, currently judging Britain's Got Talent, met 31-year-old Hayley Roberts while filming auditions for the talent show and has been reportedly making regular visits to the small town of Glynneath to visit her.

In fact, while out on a dinner date with his new girl, he didn't only make a good impression on her, but the restaurants owner as well!

The proprietor of the Bay View in Swansea recalled his celebrity guest quite vividly, as he explained:

"At five past six, he walked through the door with his girlfriend. He was nothing like I expected. He was just like another customer: sweet, chatty and complimentary of the food. She was very unassuming, very pretty but very quiet - she was a very sweet girl. He was talking about the weather and local pictures on the wall. I did ask the question what on earth he was doing in Swansea, he said his girlfriend was from Glynneath and said he had come up to see her. He said this was her favourite restaurant and his words to me were, 'She has been going on about the soup here so I had to try it.' It was completely surreal, even now it seems like a bit of a dream."

It sounds like The Hoff was just doing what he does best. Changing lives!

We're happy to hear that David has found new love and even happier he doesn't care about her occupation.

Good luck with this lovely lady, Hoff! We can't wait to see a picture of her, although it sounds like she is quite a catch.

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