They're in love! They're a couple in love!
Aren't they just the sweetest??
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Botched is back!
The hit E! docu-series that follows celebrity plastic surgeons Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif returned on Tuesday night, and they certainly brought out the big guns for the second season premiere.
That's because they treated none other than Tiffany Pollard from I Love New York, who was in dire need of some reconstructive surgery on her breasts.
Once Tiffany really started to gain fame from her VH1 reality shows, she decided to get her boobs done, but has regretted ever since!
And on account that she was already going under the knife anyway, she had the good doctors fix her deviated septum while they were at it!
So how successful were the surgeries??
Ch-ch-check out Tiffany Pollard's Botched before and after (above & below)!!!
More like a make-under!
She looks great!
We can't even believe this is the same New York!
Wearing her natural hair and understated makeup, it's like a whole new woman.
So much more beautiful, bb!
Tiffany "New York" Pollard is going to work.
And no, it isn't work on the streets of Hollywood!
Having been unlucky in both love and in show business, girl is gonna get to work - in a new show for Vh1, premiering this Spring.
Each week viewers will vote via text message from thee possible jobs, ranging from "Cal Trans sewer worker, a mortuary beautician, to fast food employee." If New York can managed to swallow her diva and impress her employees, she'll receive a $5,000 bonus. If not, however, then she gets nothing.
So girlfriend better work it because we all know how much that bitch likes the cold, hard green!
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Why do reality TV whores think they can go from shitty acting on "reality" television to real acting on screen or stage?
Take, for example the true diva of VH1, New York, who will be putting her acting "skills" to the test this month.
The drama queen will be appearing in an all-black traveling production of The Vagina Monologues.
She sure knows pussy!
The tour will be making stops in Los Angeles, Houston, Dallas and Atlanta.
So what does New York think of her role as a paid actress?
Says the silicone-filled diva, “It’s kind of a serious actress type thingy and that’s what I’m striving to be.”
She adds, "I really want to kind of lend my voice and let people see that I'm there and I'm focused and I want to be a part of it."
She's so, like, poetic and stuff.
But even funnier is the fact that "Deelishis" Charles, the tranny looking reality whore that won Flavor of Love 2 when Flavor Flav picked her over New York, will also be in the traveling production.
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This must be a big blow for Diddy's ego!
According to the Nielsen ratings, his new VH1 show, I Want To Work For Diddy, averaged just 1.4 million viewers this week, its debut.
Unfortunately for him, he lost the ratings race to Flavor Flav's two-time reject, Tiffany Pollard aka New York.
She kicked Diddy's ass.
We LOVE it.
Rating's for New York's latest "reality" show, New York Goes To Hollywood, brought in over 1.7 million views on VH1.
Diddy just got his ass whooped by a Z-lister!
And they hyped the shit out of his show as well, with commercials and promos everywhere.
Guess people still love watching trainwrecks.
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Don't believe that grainy video!
Despite leaked footage that looked nothing like her, I Love New York star Tiffany Pollard felt compelled to dispel rumors that she's the star of a new viral home porno.
"Tiffany Pollard 100% did not participate in any sex tape of any kind," says her publicist.
Cuz if she did, she'd be making money off it by now!
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