Archive for the 'Tila Tequila' Category

Wearing some glowing diamond goggles, Ke$ha performs for her Mexican audience on MTV's World Stage!

She bangs the drums for Sleazy, and then she starts walkin' around like Flava Flav in Take It Off.

Sorry guys! No puking glitter this time!!

Oh but ps, we don't mean to bring Tila Tequila up but the more we hear Sleazy, the more we hear Tila's F*** Ya Man. Just sayin…

It's come down to this, huh?

Nadya Suleman aka Octo-Mom is desperate for cash once again and is resorting to having a bikini car wash to make some extra dough.

She's called upon her fellow Z-list stars such as Capri Anderson (in case you forgot who she was, like we did, she was Charlie Sheen's porn star involved in that whole Plaza Hotel mess), Reggie Bush's alleged mistress January Gessert, Mel Gibson's alleged mistress Violet Kowai, and just when you thought she couldn't get any lower, Tila Tequila.

Come on! Seriously?!?!?!

We thought she didn't want to exploit herself and her family??

Anyway, if you're in the need for a wash and want to see some washed-up celebs, Nadya will be washing cars for $20 and SUVs for $30 on June 18 in El Lay.

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LOLz, we can't think of a more perfect fit for this year's Gathering Of The Juggalos lineup than a set by Charlie "The Warlock" Sheen. We even think that nickname fits pretty well with ICP monikers.

Recently, in an interview with Violent J, he revealed that negotiations were in the works:

“That’d be super fresh. That’s one of those situations where I don’t know how good it would turn out or not, but I know everybody would want to see what happens. We had a meeting the other day and we were trying to look it up, our options, and different ways to go about it. We are all about trying to get Charlie Sheen.”

Hopefully it would turn out a little better than Tila Tequila's shot at it.

Think of the good that could come of it! Maybe, just maybe, the MaSheen can use his warlock magic to let the guys over at Psychopathic Records know how those crazy f***ing magnets do indeed work!

Ha!

If you sign up for this, Charlie, be careful!

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Holy shiz! These are the LAST three people we'd ever expect to be together, but now that they are…it's more GLORIOUS than we could have ever imagined!

Check out this brand new episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, and featuring his guests Jennifer Aniston and - no, we're not making this up - Tila Tequila (above)!

Who knew that MySpace star was self-aware enough to have a sense of humor?! We're shocked!

LOLz!

Anyway, just watch this right now - you will NOT be disappointed! Uncomfortable, yes, but NOT disappointed!

Thoughts??

Well, we knew it was going to happen eventually.

The Situation told George Lopez on his show Lopez Tonight that he is "definitely moving to L.A."

He says, "I love it out here, I'm definitely gonna move out
here."

Lopez then gave The Sitch some items to items to help smooth his transition into El Lay, like a Pink's Hot Dog, an Olive Garden gift card, a script to take to the gym with him, and Tila Tequila's phone number, in which Lopez said, "You're gonna need this, because if you live out here, you're gonna wind up hitting this, because everybody has."

LOLs!

Let the STDs spread wildly throughout Los Angeles!!

P.S. Could this mean a fourth Jersey Shore in El Lay?? Hmmm, inneresting.

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Kinda lame — we were expecting a bigger story!

But we are surprised that Elin Nordegren didn't have to sign a confidentiality agreement to land that cushy divorce settlement from Tiger Woods.

Elin says her interview with People will be her first AND last as she wants to stay a private person

She says of the controversy surrounding her divorce from Tiger Woods:

"I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."

As for the plans for the future she's pursuing a degree in psychology and taking care of her two kids Sam, 3, and Charlie, 19 months:

"My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."

Take all the time you need, girlfriend!

You're free from that loser AND you're rolling in ca$$$h!

We wish her the best!

Celebrity Rehab might finally get an actual celebrity who actually needs rehab!

Sources say that the producers of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew are wooing Jennifer Capriati to join their current lackluster Z-list cast and are willing to hand her a hefty paycheck if she agrees to sign.

The tennis star is currently recuperating after an accidental overdose of prescription meds last month.

This would be great news for the show as they've had trouble getting a big name to star along with Tila Tequila, Jason Wahler, and Shauna Sand!

With a cast like that, we don't blame celebs for staying away! But we do hope Jennifer gets the help she needs!

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This is disturbing.

Heiress Casey Johnson spent her final days surrounded by filth in her rented Hollywood Hills home. She lived without utilities because she couldn't afford to pay them and the house was filled with garbage complete with rats in the swamp-like pool!

Eww!

Casey dealt with her demons by self-medicating with OxyContin, Klonopin, Adderrall and recreational drugs like marijuana and ecstacy. Her familly desperately wanted her to go to rehab, cutting her off from the family fortune until she went.

Casey went to rehab a few months ago at her family's urging, but unfortunately she checked out early and refused to go back. Instead she found Tila Tequila and they embarked on a whirlwind romance leading to an engagement.

A friend of Casey's says of their engagement video, showing the women in their underwear and Casey clearly in an altered state:

"[Tequila] was taking advantage of a sick girl. Casey would never have done that had she been in her right mind. She looked totally out of it in the video."

Casey also suffered from diabetes and was taken to intensive care with diabetic comas twice in the last year!

Casey's initial autopsy has been inconclusive and they are awaiting the toxicology results in about six weeks. The heiress' body will be flown back east to be buried.

Sounds like she had a truly sad life, but didn't reach out for the help her family wanted to give her. What a shame.

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