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Tila Tequila has had a rough couple of years months.

After overdosing and suffering a brain aneurysm, the reality star was forced to enter into a 30-day rehab program just last month.

Way to go, Tila Tequila!!

After that horrifying suicide scare, Tila has worked through her issues at a lovely counseling center.

The itsy bitsy model endured thirty days of intense therapy for her drug and psychological problems, but she's all better now!

…or so says her rep:

So this is where Z-listers' careers go to wither away and die!

Oh wait, they actually seem to be festering!

Apparently, 'celebrities' like Danielle Staub, Jersey Shore's Staten Island dump Angelina Pivarnick, Charlie Sheen's call-girl Capri Anderson, the one that got away from Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris, Octo-mom, Dina and Michael Lohan, and of course, Tila Tequila, now work for a website called Dial-A-Star.com, which allows their fans the opportunity to speak with them - for anywhere between $10-20 per MINUTE!

After her hospital scare, Tila Tequila has taken the hint from her friends.

Tila's love ones staged a small intervention, urging the pint sized model to go to rehab and she has agreed with them. She was hospitalized for a week after overdosing on meds after suffering a brain aneurysm.

Tila will seek treatment for substance abuse while in rehab and she wants to find help for her psychological issues as well.

Scary! We hope she gets better soon!

Tila Tequila was hospitalized for a week after she suffered a brain aneurysm. The tiny model dropped from 100lbs to 78lbs and was on the brink of death!

A source says Tila suffered her aneurysm in the middle of the night, causing her to think irrationally. Things went south quickly when she took heavy doses of prescription drugs to try to soothe the pain.

The same source describes what happen afterwards:

Wearing some glowing diamond goggles, Ke$ha performs for her Mexican audience on MTV's World Stage!

She bangs the drums for Sleazy, and then she starts walkin' around like Flava Flav in Take It Off.

Sorry guys! No puking glitter this time!!

Oh but ps, we don't mean to bring Tila Tequila up but the more we hear Sleazy, the more we hear Tila's F*** Ya Man. Just sayin…

It's come down to this, huh?

Nadya Suleman aka Octo-Mom is desperate for cash once again and is resorting to having a bikini car wash to make some extra dough.

She's called upon her fellow Z-list stars such as Capri Anderson (in case you forgot who she was, like we did, she was Charlie Sheen's porn star involved in that whole Plaza Hotel mess), Reggie Bush's alleged mistress January Gessert, Mel Gibson's alleged mistress Violet Kowai, and just when you thought she couldn't get any lower, Tila Tequila.

Come on! Seriously?!?!?!

We thought she didn't want to exploit herself and her family??

Anyway, if you're in the need for a wash and want to see some washed-up celebs, Nadya will be washing cars for $20 and SUVs for $30 on June 18 in El Lay.

[Image via WENN.]