He's cold!

After dumping Jessica Simpson the day before her 29th birthday, Tony Romo instructed security to keep the singer out of his gated Dallas home.

A sign at the entrance reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.

We don't think Simpson has any intention of visiting! She paid $19,000 after the breakup to overnight 37 boxes of her belongings from Dallas to El Lay.

Yikes!!

Who knew this would get so nasty?!

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We're not surprised but, apparently, Jessica Simpson had been putting the pressure on Tony Romo to tie the knot and he finally snapped when she insisted on a huge Barbie and Ken themed bash to ring in her 29th birthday. 

Tony thought her birthday should be celebrated in a more low-key setting, and after bickering over arrangements, he told her he wanted a break.

A LONG one!

Jess canceled her party, saying that the electricity in her parents' house had gone out, but really she was too embarrassed to explain to everyone what happened.

Hmm. Sounds like an easy way out to us. No one likes being pressured, especially when it comes to walking down the aisle.

But the night before her birthday?  Cold!

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Naturally, Tony Romo is a little preoccupied as of late.

The football player scored only second at the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship in Tahoe this weekend, which obviously must mean that his break up is distracting him.

Romo told People, "The more stuff you've got in your mind, probably the less successful you're going to be. So the only thing I think about is the task at hand. When you let your mind wander or think about other things, you're setting yourself up for failure. So I just try to stay focused. I've done a pretty good job of that this week."

Not only that, but female fans at the tournament waved homemade signs and voiced their disapproval of "that Barbie," which Romo did not acknowledge.

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There's no remorse to be seen on Tony Romo''s face as Life & Style caught him pAArtying it up only a few days after dumping Jessica Simpson.

And who did he choose to party with? Why, another Ghost of the Simpson Bitch's Past, Ashlee Simpson's ex, Z-list musician Ryan Cabrera.

Call up John Mayer and you guys can start a "He-Man Simpson Haters Club."

Tony seemed to be enjoying his single status as he hung out with his boys at LA’s Key Club on Monday night. Witnesses commented that he looked "like he hadn't a care in the world", while he and his new buddy Ryan "checked out all the hot chicks dancing onstage.”

He even shared a little diddy with the crowd when he was dragged on stage by the band and Ryan. A source adds, "As soon as Tony stood up and showed his face they tossed him the mic. He got into it and sang a few bars of a Guns 'N Roses song. It was awesome!"

We bet! Guess the place holds no sentiment to him. In the olden days, the paps could usually find Tony and Jessica at the bar as they were regular Monday-night patrons.

And while Tony was getting drunk off life, Jessica was home, eating a case of Chicken of the Sea, left-over from her endorsement days.

We kid, we kid.

She ate all that a long time ago!

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No touchdown!

But it could have been worse!

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The recent split of Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo has some people shocked and confused as to how this seemingly happy couple could break-up so quickly and without warning. These confused and shocked people are also the same folks who buy stuff on QVC and spend hours on eBay!

We've become pretty accustomed to the theory that no celebrity relationship is safe, no matter how "happy" they may seem.

But what did go awry with Jessica and Tony? And how could Romo coldly end things the night before Jessica's B-day?

Sources say that the couple have been "having a lot of problems lately in general," but their relationship has never be devoid of drama.

First, Jessica was a jinx for the Cowboys. Then, Jessica was rumored to still be hung up on ex John Mayer. Then, there was all that drama with Jessica's weight issues.

Wait, we're seeing a pattern here.

Maybe it's Jessica's fault?

Drama magnets tend to be a drag. So maybe Tony had enough?

According to sources, though it was painful, it was actually a mutual thing: "She is heartbroken. She loves Tony. But it's been difficult lately. He's busy with his career and she's getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways."

Ce'st la vie! We're anxious to see who Jess will shack up with next. Hopefully, she'll stay away from a certain ex who also finds himself single these days.

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Did Jessica Simpson in fact break Tony Romo's heart????

Fresh on the heels of the breakup, Romo hit up the Key Club in West Hollywood on Monday night with some friends for a guy's night out.

But we think Tony was gettin' a little stalkery and hoping to run into his ex!!!

Romo caught the Steel Panther (formerly Metal Skool) show, one of Miz Simpson's old haunts!

Remember when Jess dragged Romo to Metal Skool awhile back???

Or what about the legendary Simpson-Lachey-Bam Margera dramz of '05 when Margera claimed Jess cheated on Nick after leaving Metal Skool one night???

We're onto you, Romo!

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As we mentioned first, Jessica Simpson had a pretty shiteous birthday on Friday.

Simpson and boyfriend Tony Romo reportedly called it quits just before Jess' birthday party this weekend.

And now we're finding out Jess' ex might have had a role in the breakup.

Sources claim Romo called it off with J.Simpleton after he found text messages from John Mayer on her phone!!!

Sounds like high school drama to us. Which makes us wonder, why was Romo going through Jess' phone (no trust?) and what exactly did Mayer say in the messages?

An insider says after Romo flew in on Thursday for her birthday bash, “They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic. Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

For realz???

So, just what did U say Mayer?

Wonder if he'll Tweet about it later. We'll be watching from HERE.

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We smell something fishy between Jessica Simpson and Tono Romo, and it isn't Jessica's new diet!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the couple are on the verge of a break-up!

The failed country singer cancelled her birthday party over the weekend at the last minute after a fight with Romo, we're told.

And although Tony was in El Lay, he stayed at the Sunset Marquis instead of Simpson's house!

If that doesn't sound bad enough, after the lovers' quarrel, Jessica was spotted in Malibu with her parents this weekend without the football star, her boyfriend of the last couple years.

And it was her birthday!!!!

After enough rumbling, eventually there's an earthquake!!!!

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