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May The Fourth Be With You — And Also These Awesome Star Wars Gifts!

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May the Fourth be with you!!

Solo isn't coming out in time to celebrate (bad planning, Disney!), but we guess you could festively purchase tickets online? LOLz.

Better yet, why not take a look at some of the coolest Star Wars gifts available today!

CLICK HERE to view "25 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!"

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CLICK HERE to view "25 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!"

CLICK HERE to view "25 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!"

CLICK HERE to view "25 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!"

[Image via Twitter/Etsy.]

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This Toy Lets You Pop Fake Pimples — Pus And All!

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Have you ever sat down and thought, "man, I really wish I had more pimples on my skin to pop"?

If so, you're a bit disturbed — and you're in luck!

The Pop it Pal is a new novelty toy that lets you get out all your pimple-popping satisfaction out by squeezing fake pus out of a slab of faux-skin!

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Created specifically for the sick individuals who like watching pimple popping videos online, the toy is supposed to look and feel like a blackhead removal.

Each kit comes complete with a "skin" base (in the diverse options of peach or brown!) one refill of yellow pus, and one filling tool — all for just $19.99!

Individual bottles of fake pus cost $5.99, if you're the type who wants the treasure without doing the digging.

Disgusted? Intrigued? See how the Pop it Pal works (below)!

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There's A Shape Of Water Dildo, And It's… Not The Strangest We've Ever Seen…

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The Shape Of Water is a beautiful, unusual love story which has garnered tons of critical acclaim and awards.

So of course there's a sex toy based on it!

Director Guillermo Del Toro spared audiences gratuitous footage of the Amphibian Man's, well, footage, but just the implication inspired the people at XenoCatArtifacts to create a dildo just for the film.

The initial Etsy run already sold out, but io9 confirms another run will be ready soon — just in time for the Oscars!

TBH — this isn't even the weirdest sex toy we've ever seen. Don't believe us??

CLICK HERE to view "11 Of The Strangest Sex Toys!"

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[Image via XenoCatArtifacts/Etsy/Fox Searchlight.]

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This Game Of Thrones Dildo Is Just One Of The Strangest Sex Toys On The Market!

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Yes, there is a Game Of Thrones dildo! And we bet you'll know right where to put it!

The folks at GeekySexToys created a sex toy version of Jon Snow's bastard sword Longclaw — called the "Game of Moans Long Shaft" — and it could be just the present to buy yourself with that Christmas check from your aunt.

Of course, this shaft is hardly the weirdest adult toy on the market. See what else the net has to offer (below)!

CLICK HERE to view "11 Of The Strangest Sex Toys!"

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[Image via HBO.]

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Shout Out To Prince William & Kate Middleton's No iPad Policy For Their Royal Kiddos!

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You won't be seeing any iPads in Prince George and Princess Charlotte's nursery.

That's because Prince William and Kate Middleton reportedly have VERY strict rules about their royal kiddos' exposure to screens. Yup, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have a no iPad policy when it comes to their little ones' Kensington Palace playroom.

Relate: Prince William & Kate Middleton's 2017 Christmas Card!

A source close to Will and Kate explained to Us Weekly:

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Celebrate The Last Jedi With These 25 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!

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The release of Star Wars: The Last Jedi doesn't just mean a continuation of one of the longest running sagas in pop culture — it also means MORE TOYS!!!

LOLz! Seriously though, that Sphero remote-controlled BB-8 was really something special, and thanks to Episode VIII's ridiculously cute dark side nemesis, you can now have a sleek black version!

Ch-ch-check out the BB-9E, the Porgs, and all the other new swag the Star Wars geeks in your life will absolutely need (below)!

CLICK HERE to view "20 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!"

CLICK HERE to view "20 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!"

CLICK HERE to view "20 Awesome Star Wars Gifts For The Fan In Your Life!"

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The Ranch Season 4 Is Hitting Netflix Next Month Despite Danny Masterson's Rape Allegations — See What's Coming & Going In December!

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It's officially the season of giving — and Netflix is getting in the spirit by giving us a cornucopia of can't miss titles!

The streaming site announced a festive batch of movies and TV series set to hit the queue in December, though one new release couldn't come at a worse time.

We're talking about season 4 of The Ranch, which Netflix has already gotten heat for planning to release despite the rape allegations that have come out against its lead actor Danny Masterson.

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Not to worry — there are plenty of fresh titles that aren't tainted by a questionably dropped rape investigation: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and ALL the Santa Clause movies will be hung by your queue with care.

Of course, that means we have to say goodbye to a batch of favorites; including Holes, Practical Magic, and ALL of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!

Ch-ch-check out the list (below) to prepare yourself for what's arriving and departing Netflix starting December 1!

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