Fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a humpy ride!
A horny turtle got its freak on by seducing a bag of garbage, and convincing it to do the nasty.
These two bumped uglies, and the turtle seemed to be really enjoying itself!
Although we must say the garbage bag didn't seem too interested in the turtle all that much.
That didn't deter the turtle - listen to the sounds it makes!
If that doesn't look like happiness - we don't know what does!!!
Check out the
winning humping video (above) !!!
People, birds, dogs, cats, pig, horses, etc… sneezing is the great equalizer.
When people do it (other than babies) it's usually more gross than cute.
But when animals do it?? Insta-cuteness!!
Thankfully, someone took the time to make a compilation of all different sorts of animals sneezing!
And it's super adorbz!!
Check out the video (above) to see all sorts of cute critters sneezing it up!
At the Perth Zoo in Australia, thirteen baby Western Swamp Tortoises were born!!
The zoo has been working since 1989 to help conserve these tortoises because they're critically endangered.
They're rebuilding their wild population through their captive breeding/reintroduction program.
Since the program started all those years ago, over 800 tortoises have been born there and 600 of those have been successfully reintroduced into the wild!!
When these little guys are born they're so crazy small it's ridiculous!
We really realllllly want one! These little guys are painfully cute and we think they'd be perfect just crawling around our hands, all small and cute and tortoisey.
[Image via Daniel Scarparolo/Perth Zoo.]
There's nothing cuter than animals who look like they're disappointed in you!
So when we found out there was a musical version of that??
We just HAD to post it!
Ze Frank is a youtube comedian who does funny voiceovers and music.
He was inspired by a list of animals who just look really disappointed, so he made the list into a song!
And we have to say, it's pretty spectacular!
Check out the video (above) to laugh your booty off at some cute animals!
Usually when a sea turtle loses a fin due to a shark attack - there's now a finless turtle in the world and that's the end of that.
But when Hu, a 25-year-old female loggerhead, was found by fisherman and sent to the Suma Aqualife Park in Kobe, Japan - the researchers there were hellbent on getting this turtle a fin again!
They tried 27 times without success. But when they used two rubber fins, held together by a slip-over vest to prevent Hu from breaking free, they found a winner!!
Check out the inspirational story by clicking PLAY (above) !!!
At the London Zoo, tortoise sex is the bee's knees. So much so…they have a pianist (get your mind out of the gutter!) serenading two reptiles during their seksi time!
Wow….talk about a super pet!
A family in Brazil got QUITE the surprise when a missing friend turned up after 30 years on the lam.
The Brazilian family, the Almeidas, renovated their home and Manuela, the family's red footed tortoise, went missing. Many thought she escaped and went to live in the forest nearby.
Three decades later, the patriarch of the family died and the children returned home to clean house.
And who was there guarding all of their father's belongings????