Jose Canseco is in a bit of trouble right now, but if we're to believe his hard-to-read tweets, he's pretty sure he'll be exonerated from the rape accusations and sexual assault charges brought on him by a woman in Las Vegas.
While we're not 100% convinced, we'd like to assume that Jose wouldn't be dumb enough to tweet all of this stuff at his accuser during an OPEN INVESTIGATION if he wasn't telling the truth.
Here are some of the more recent things he's been saying on the social media network:
Leave it to Victoria Beckham to make exercising fashionable!!
Posh Spice proved once again that the world is her runway and went for a jog in an AWESOME pair of customized, lime green Nike running shoes!
The fashionista took to Twitter to share a picture of her stylish sneakers and wrote:
HOLY SHIZZ!! That's a lot of pills, girl!
We've always wondered how Katy Perry manages to maintain her beautiful, healthy glow, and now we know! Homegurl takes a TON of vitamins!
The Fireworks singer took to Twitter to showoff her pill popping tendencies, writing:
Well, you can pretty much count out any running for political office now!
Jose Canseco is currently under investigation for sexual assault! The report was filed in Las Vegas, and Jose says it's a bunch of bullshizz!
Of course he's gonna say that, though — would anyone who sexually assaulted some other person be all about saying they did it??
The report says the incident went down on May 10, so Jose decided to plead his case in the best arena he could… Twitter:
Sergio Garcia has some SERIOUS explaining to do!!
The spanish golfer has been taking a TON of heat lately after he joked that he would serve fried chicken for Tiger Woods if he had him over for dinner!
Well Sergio tried to clear the air and issued an apology saying:
Kevin Durant has just gone from a basketball icon to a full-on hero in Oklahoma!
The NBA superstar has reportedly donated $1 million dollars to the Red Cross hurricane relief efforts after the city of Moore was struck by a devastating tornado on Monday.
Kevin has taken to Twitter to support the victims of the horrible events and urged his followers to give what they can, saying:
Not now, of course — he's too busy out there bro-ing it up and filming a reality show (and training for the Olympics) to settle down at the moment. But someday! Kids!
Ryan Lochte has revealed in an unusual way that he'd like to be a daddy down the road, in response to