We're not crying, you are!
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Scheana Marie knows how to spill the tea!
This season of Vanderpump Rules isn't even over yet and there has been so much drama. The big controversy of the season? Whether or not LaLa Kent is sleeping with a married man. How very season one of the Bravo show!
So it only seemed right that Eddie Cibrian's former mistress weighed in on all the craziness when she stopped by The Tomorrow Show With Keven Undergaro on Thursday. When asked to clarify what she knows about Kent's mystery man, Scheana shared:
It's official: Hell has frozen over!
That's because during her appearance on Watch What Happens Live! Tuesday night, the former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star actually admitted to liking her ex-husband's OTHER mistress to Andy Cohen as well!
That's right — Brandi, Eddie, and LeAnn can add one more to their "modern family" now that Scheana Shay is no longer on the sh*t-stirrer's sh*t-list!
When asked about Scheana's stance on Lala Kent allegedly dating a married man on Vanderpump Rules, Brandi managed to defend both girls while still acknowledging the irony of Scheana judging her younger castmate, saying:
There's trouble in La La Land…
If you've been keeping up with Vanderpump Rules so far this season, then you're probably aware Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval seemingly traded in their original friendships in favor of getting in with the younger crowd.
However, after Monday night's EXPLOSIVE episode where James Kennedy accused Lala Kent of making her friends sign NDAs to protect the identity of her secret, married boyfriend… many Bravo viewers thought they now understood Tom & Ari's shifted alliances.
Well, unfortunately for anyone who wanted the docuseries' best couple to kiss and make up with Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, and (Tequila) Katie Maloney's mean girl clique anytime soon… Tom and Ariana actually denied any involvement with Lala's supposed schemes on Watch What Happens Live!
When asked by Andy Cohen whether her rumored boyfriend Randall Emmett really made them sign non-disclosure agreements in order to take part in his free Coachella trip, Tom and Ariana were uncharacteristically caught off guard, saying:
This. Explains. EVERYTHING!!!
We have to admit, we were starting to lose faith in Vanderpump Rules this season due to the bizarre decision to make (Tequila) Katie Maloney the main character.
However, after Monday night's explosive episode… we've learned to never question Lisa Vanderpump and her sociopathic SURvers ever again!
While the all-new hour was teased as Katie's bridal shower and Tom Schwartz's last night as a free man… Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute stole the spotlight when they ambushed James Kennedy into spilling some secrets about his "BFF" Lala Kent.
In fact, all it took was for the OG #PumpRules girls to even suggest that Lala was playing him to get James to admit one of the most scandalous allegations in Bravo history…
What is this… a crossover episode?!
That's because despite little promotion from the network, Monday night's all-new #PumpRules actually served as a backdoor pilot for Bravo's newest reality TV show, Summer House!
Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney, Kristen Doute, and Scheana Shay have been vacationing in Montauk for two weeks now… and while we assumed they were there for Stassi's birthday, it turns out their trip was all just a ploy to get viewers familiar with the Wirkus Twins ahead of SH's premiere next week.
Unfortunately for Stassi, she made the mistake of flirting with brand new Bravolebrity Kyle Cooke — who took little time getting into his douchebag persona, insulting his superior's swimsuit while comparing her to Steve Jobs.
However, the episode wasn't a complete waste for Vanderpump Rules fans, because Lisa somehow managed
It's about damn time!
Vanderpump Rules has had its fair share of real life drama throughout its first five seasons, but nothing can compare to watching Scheana Shay get married and subsequently divorced right before our very eyes.
It's been about a month and half since Scheana officially filed for divorce from Mike Shay after two years of
wedded bliss marriage, so she's finally ready to start sharing her side of the story!
Specifically… those rumors about her dating Hilary Duff's ex-husband Mike Comrie!!!
Unfortunately, while Scheana vehemently denied those blind items — we guess she learned her lesson from Brandi Glanville — she did reveal that she and Mike (Shay) are NOT handling their breakup as well as we thought, admitting: